The Perpetual Conservative Delusion Machine

Rand PaulJonathan Chait called my attention to something I had missed in Rand Paul’s new flat tax proposal that I discussed yesterday, Again With the Flat Tax! But as Chait pointed out, one of Paul’s reasons for his flat tax is to save us from the nefarious IRS, “We now know that the IRS, through political hacks like former IRS official Lois Lerner, routinely abused its auditing power to build an enemies list and harass anyone who might be adversarial to President Obama’s policies.” Chait responded that, first, a flat tax wouldn’t change the IRS’s ability to do this. And second, what Paul is saying is absolute nonsense: it never happened.

On the first point, this goes along with all this “Abolish the IRS” nonsense. People really think that if we have a flat tax or some other conservative wet dream, then there would be no need for a tax collector. There have been tax collectors since the beginning of civilization. But according to Rand Paul and company, if we just lower taxes enough, everyone will be glad to pay them. We know this isn’t true because throughout my entire lifetime, taxes on the rich have gone down and down and down. Yet the rich complain more about the taxes they pay now than they ever did. If they were required to pay no taxes at all, the rich would complain that they aren’t being given money because of all the “job creation” they do.

But I’m really struck by the fact that Rand Paul is using this tired old story about the IRS going after Obama’s enemies. There was never any indication of this. Even at the time. The idea that the IRS was going after conservative groups was simply the creation of the right wing echo chamber. Even since Nixon, Republicans have been desperately searching for a Democrat who has an “enemies list.” This is the conservative way: whatever they do must be done on the other side. Sadly, most of the media go right along with this — effectively enabling the bad behavior by the Republicans.

Sadly, I have little doubt that Rand Paul actually believes this nonsense. That’s the whole point of the right wing echo chamber: you never have to hear anything that disturbs you. So why doesn’t the left wing have a similarly sealed echo chamber? It is usually claimed this is because liberals are, well, liberal: they like to get a lot of different opinions. I don’t think that’s really it. I think the problem is that in the modern conservative movement, the ideas are so bad that the only way that they can be maintained by Rand Paul and company is for no counter arguments to ever be heard. How else do you continue on thinking that if only we give yet another tax break to millionaires then our economy will get a “steroid injection”?

But count on this: NBC News will not be reporting that Rand Paul is using patently false claims to justify his new tax scheme. No, it will all just be ignored. Because if there is one thing that the mainstream media know, it is that the Democrats must be doing the exact same thing. They just haven’t found it yet. But don’t worry: if they ever do, they will report on that!

Morning Music: Sony & Cher

I Got You BabeOn Sunday, I was with my dad at a car show. And during it, I heard the old Sonny & Cher song, “I Got You Babe.” I grew up knowing the song. My parents always liked it. I don’t remember a time I didn’t know it, which makes sense given that it was released when I was one years old. But hearing it on Sunday was like hearing it fresh — for the first time. And it really is an awful song.

The melody is repetitious and the transition from verse to chorus is clunky. Without the vocal harmony, the chorus is almost repulsive: the same three notes repeated over and over. Sony’s voice is weak and the song rarely uses Cher’s few strengths. And the production is plodding with by far the most annoying use of an oboe ever. And to top it off, the lyrics are juvenile — slightly less mature than The Beach Boys’ “Wouldn’t It Be Nice.”

Forget “(You’re) Having My Baby” and “A Horse With No Name” and “Muskrat Love.” “I Got You Babe” is a major contender for the worst song of all time. Even Justin Bieber’s “Baby” is better than it. Think about that.

Anniversary Post: War

War BattlefieldOn this day last year, the last of Syria’s chemical weapons were shipped out for destruction. Also, on this day in 1180, the Genpei War started in Japan. Also, on this day in 1758, the British beat the French at Krefeld. Also, on this day in 1940, Hitler came to Paris to celebrate the fall of France. I could literally go on and on and on. In fact, today isn’t a particularly great day for war. But every day is a great day for war!

As I do these anniversary posts, I stay away from wars. But I am inundated by them. Humans really are vile. There is always someone going to war with someone else. They all have their reasons but ultimately, they are all land grabs — whether for resources or tax revenues or just some king who wants more people to pretend that he is a god. Whatever.

What amazes me is that nothing has changed. As we went to war this most recent time in Iraq, I was struck by how gullible people were. They seem totally clueless. Why don’t people realize that the people of Nazi Germany were also given plausible sounding justifications for invading Poland? Leaders don’t go before their people and say, “I’m evil so I’m starting a war!” No, they say things like, “We don’t want the smoking gun to come in the form of a mushroom cloud.” Remember that Saddam Hussein didn’t think the US was really going to invade Iraq for a very good reason: it didn’t make any sense. Certainly all the justifications for that war were bunk.

So wars go on. And on. And on. And now the United States is constantly at war. War itself has lost its meaning for us. War is just where we are going to concentrate our attacks. But we have good reasons to support this state of things. We are all so very, very afraid. But it isn’t the “terrorists” who are making us afraid. It is our leaders. And that’s been true since at least the Neolithic period — over 12,000 years ago.

So happy anniversary war: it’s your anniversary every day!

Frank Gets a Job — Learns Valuable Lessons

Technical WriterWell, dear readers, I have started a new job of sorts. It is freelance writing — technical stuff with no byline. And it seems like it is going to be consistent work. But it has been getting in the way of my constant stream of frankly curious wisdom. Not that you would notice, because I haven’t missed any scheduled articles yet. But right now it is 5:30 pm on Saturday and I am just starting to write the last article for tomorrow. [Update: this was originally scheduled for Sunday evening, but got pushed back. -FM] Normally, I’m a bit further ahead than that. In fact, I prefer to stay two days ahead. And I hope to get another half a day’s writing in by the time I go to sleep. I can do that because I have nothing that anyone would mistake for a life.

None of this means that anything is going to change on Frankly Curious. I like the current publishing schedule, and I’m going to try to stay with it. What else am I going to do? What would I pull out? As it is, I’d rather be publishing eight articles per day — every two hours from 5 am to 7 pm. But if I publish some short articles or miss scheduled article, just assume all is well and I am just making money. (It is my current wish to get enough money ahead so I don’t have to pay for my checking account. Such are the simple pleasures of my life!)

It’s been interesting to do this kind of technical writing. In one way, it isn’t different from what I write here (especially in the Computer/Meta category) or over on Dirt Cheap Computers. But I have to play it straight there. Here I have what is charitably called “Style!” I can be cheeky and opinionated. For example, I’m likely to just authoritatively tell you what to do. If I wrote an article about CMS, I would just tell you to use WordPress because it works really well and there is such a huge base of users that problems are fixed quickly and there are always people around to help you. But in this work, I would have to write something like, 10 Most Popular Content Management Systems Online. (Note: I didn’t write that and it is not from the company I am working for.) That is an excellent and useful article, but not a lot of fun to read or write.

One nice thing about doing this kind of work is that it brings me back to the days when I first was starting on the commercial internet. I created my first website in 1993 — but that was when I had my very own IBM RS/6000 right on the internet and so I ran httpd and created some pages. In early 2000, I was no longer at a college and so I had to sift through endless options in terms of hosting companies and various bits of software to run on it. It was very confusing and it would have been helpful to have some guidance. Today, the technology available is so much greater. But so is the help. It’s nice to be part of that, even though I wish I could write things like, “You’re thinking of serving your own videos?! Are you crazy? Why don’t you just go buy a ball-peen hammer and see how many whacks it takes to crack your skull?” Like I said: “Style!”

Another good thing about this work is that it is very educational. Even when it comes to stuff I already know well, there is nothing like having to explain it to others for making it clear to yourself. Also: I’m being asked to write about things that I don’t know much about. Who knows? It may end up changing the kind of stuff we do here, because most of the work that I am currently doing is for people who have websites like Frankly Curious — with or without the “Style!”

How Could We Know Dylann Roof’s Motivation?!

Brian BeutlerShortly after a gunman killed nine congregants of the historic Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina, the state’s Republican Governor, Nikki Haley, issued a statement which read in part, “we’ll never understand what motivates anyone to enter one of our places of worship and take the life of another.”

About nine hours later, investigators solved that supposedly eternal mystery. The FBI identified the suspect as Dylann Storm Roof, a young man who adorns himself in the apartheid-era flags of Rhodesia and South Africa, and who was recently given a .45 caliber pistol for his 21st birthday. Law enforcement officials called the rampage a hate crime, which at the very least tells us a lot about what motivated him to enter a place of black worship and take the lives of others.

—Brian Beutler
Hillary Clinton, Today Is Your Moment to Talk About Racism in America

Again With the Flat Tax!

Rand PaulLast week, Mark Thoma wrote, Blow Up the Tax Code and Start Over??? He started it with, “Here we go again with the flat tax proposals.” Of course! Because this is the start of the presidential election and the flat tax is about the only policy the Republicans have that sounds appealing. Of course, it isn’t appealing. As long as people like Rand Paul (the case at hand) stay vague, it all sounds great. It is only when they get down to the details that we see that everyone who makes less than a hundred grand a year will end up paying more in taxes.

The reason that the flat tax sounds so appealing is that everyone thinks that filing taxes is a pain. It is! Even if you just have to file 1040-EZ, it’s still a pain. No one likes paper work. So the idea that we could just write down how much money we made and multiply it by some percentage rate sounds great. But wait: that isn’t what people hate about filing their taxes. No one says, “Oh, I have no problem with all the work I do to figure out my adjusted gross income; but looking up my tax in that table! That’s just terrible!”

So that’s the truth of the matter: the marginal tax rates are absolutely the least onerous part of filing our taxes. And that’s the only thing that would change with a flat tax. And even it wouldn’t be an improvement! What’s harder: looking up a number in a table or multiplying one number with another? I think it’s a wash. So you have to wonder: why are conservatives so all fired excited about the flat tax? There’s no surprise in that answer. As with all efforts by conservatives to “reform” the tax code, the intention is to lower taxes on the rich and raise them on the poor.

This is why conservatives have a laser focus on the federal income tax: it is modestly progressive. State income taxes tend to be pretty flat. State sales taxes are regressive. Property taxes are flat. And the payroll tax — the biggest federal tax on the working poor — is highly (Ridiculously!) regressive. Forget all you hear from libertarians about how great “local control” is. The reason they believe in “local control” is because the poor are usually stuck wherever they are but the rich can move anywhere they want. Thus local governments gouge the poor and let the rich off so as not to cause them to move away.

Thoma noted that even Rand Paul admitted that his flat tax would lower the taxes on the rich. But in order to offset this, Paul claims that the tax loopholes mostly benefit the rich. There is something to that. But it is clear this is just a way for Paul to imply that his flat tax wouldn’t be a giveaway to the rich without having to actually show this. But it’s just perfect: make the one modestly progressive tax in the United State flat because that’s “fair.” But ignore all the other taxes that harm the poor.

Of course, according to Paul, his “Fair and Flat Tax” would create an economic boom. He knows this because he had the people at the nonpartisan Tax Foundation look at his plan. The Tax Foundation may be nonpartisan, but it is conservative — very conservative. Thoma — who is usually pretty restrained — commented, “I bet it would almost be as good for the economy as the Bush tax cuts. Oh wait…” But I think it is amazing that the mainstream media allow Republicans like Rand Paul to talk about the federal income tax to the exclusion of all other taxes. The only people who really care about that tax are the rich. How about we talk about the payroll tax? If we got rid of the cap, maybe we could lower that tax rate.

Morning Music: Marty Robbins

Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs - Marty RobbinsToday’s Morning Music post is brought to you by JMF. Because of him, I’ve had the Marty Robbins song “El Paso” going through my head all day. He writes regularly over at Twinkie Town. I am not quite sure what it is and I’m too harried to research it right now. But it’s some kind of online community for Twins fans. It’s all very cool, although I probably wouldn’t say that if it were for the Vikings, which are a football team and thus boring.

Anyway, the weekend before last, he wrote, Slump-Break Game 61: Twins @ Rangers. As you probably know, the Rangers are that team that George W Bush was part owner of. It seems to be the only business venture he ever made money on. Of course, I think its kind of hard not to make money with an MLB team given its Congress mandated monopoly.

Anyway, in preparation for the game, JMF wrote special lyrics to the tune of “El Paso.” I’ll give you a taste of them here, but if you want it all, you will have to head on over to his article. It’s quite clever.

Down in a suburb of Dallas, Arlington
Several grifters were planning a scheme.
They hoped to buy low and sell high on baseball
New stadiums prop the value of teams…

You can sing along with Marty Robbins from his album Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs:

Anniversary Post: Cuyahoga River Fire

Cuyahoga River FireOn this day in 1969, the Cuyahoga River caught fire and the nation noticed. It became big news because Time published an article, America’s Sewage System and the Price of Optimism. It remarked: “the river is a constant fire hazard because of quantities of oil deposited in it by numerous industries in the Cleveland area.” It’s the perfect thing for Republicans. No need to “drill, baby, drill”; you could just ladle the oil out of the water.

What most people don’t understand about that Cuyahoga River fire was that it wasn’t unusual. The first reported fire on the river was in 1868. This is, of course, the tragedy of the commons. Why not let your industrial waste spill into the river? It only hurts you as much as everyone else and it greatly helps you in terms of your profits. The libertarian response to this is to make all property private. But imagine if the Cuyahoga River had been privately owned. To start with, it would cause all kinds of logistical problems. But if enough companies were dumping waste into the private property of the Cuyahoga River, there would be no practical way for the owner to sue them all.

The better solution is the most direct one: make laws outlawing the dumping of pollution into the water. This is, in general, the difference between liberals and conservatives. Liberals just look for solutions. Conservatives figure out what is ideologically permitted and then look for a solution from that vastly smaller pool of choices. Thankfully, the Cuyahoga River pollution problem was dealt with by using straight regulation. And as a result, today even the worst parts of the river meet acceptable standards.

Happy anniversary to the Cuyahoga River fire — it did a lot to move forward clean water regulations!

Car Shows and Father’s Days

No touching Impalas unless your [sic] in the nude!!It was Father’s Day today, and so I spend part of it with my father. And we spent it as we usually do, over at the Father’s Day car show that they have here in Santa Rosa. My father — like many men of his generation — is very interested in cars. He has restored a 1950 Buick. It’s the car with a grill that looks like it is going to eat you. Personally, I’m not that fond of it. I’m not that fond of any cars. They are just noisy, smelling things that create no sense of romance in me.

My disinterest is not a generational thing. I know a lot of people my age who have much the same feelings about more modern technologies like computers and phones. I also don’t care about these things. It’s not that I feel above people who are into these things. I have my own fascinations, as regular readers of this website will know. For example, if there were a puppet exhibit every year, I’d definitely go. Or a conference on Don Quixote, I’d look forward to it every year. But let’s face it: these car folks are not “my people.” I mean, good God, they spend tens of thousands of dollars restoring old cars!

What I noticed about myself as we walked along is that I’m attracted to colors. “Oh, there’s a pretty car!” And all that means is that it’s red or orange or some shades of green. And I kind of like little boxy cars from the 1950s and 1960s. But mostly, I look at the convertibles and think, “What a death trap! Why isn’t there a roll bar on that?!” My father’s 1950 Buick had to have seat belts added because they didn’t come with the car. Of course, even if you don’t die in a collision, you might die from the CO emitted by the inefficient combustion.

But at one point, I came upon this late 1950s Chevrolet Impala that sums up car shows to me. In the back seat was a sign instructing people, “No Touching.” I understand. People spend a lot of money on these things. Then again, it isn’t like they are Modigliani paintings. They are old devices that have been cleaned up good. What’s the point of having them if you can’t, you know, use them. But the other aspect is the coarse — and implicitly sexist — joke: only nude people in that car!

The kicker is that it has a grammar error, “No touching Impalas unless your [sic] in the nude!!” Again, I’m not placing myself above these people. They are just different. They care about cars and I care about at least getting the grammar right on a professionally printed sign. It’s a clash of cultures. Clearly, I think mine is superior or I wouldn’t have it. But I know that isn’t an objective truth. And regardless, what’s most important is to spend a little time with dad, even though he would surely see me as some kind of space alien if he weren’t so used to me by now.

The Malleability of “Terrorism”

Glenn GreenwaldThe examples proving the utter malleability of the term “terrorism” are far too numerous to chronicle here. But over the past decade alone, it’s been used by Western political and media figures to condemn Muslims who used violence against an invading and occupying force in Afghanistan, against others who raised funds to help Iraqis fight against an invading and occupying military in their country, and for others who attack soldiers in an army that is fighting many wars. In other words, any violence by Muslims against the West is inherently “terrorism,” even if targeted only at soldiers at war and/or designed to resist invasion and occupation.

By stark contrast, no violence by the West against Muslims can possibly be “terrorism,” no matter how brutal, inhumane or indiscriminately civilian-killing. The US can call its invasion of Baghdad “Shock and Awe” as a classic declaration of terrorism intent, or fly killer drones permanently over terrorized villages and cities, or engage in generation-lasting atrocities in Fallujah, or arm and fund Israeli and Saudi destruction of helpless civilian populations, and none of that, of course, can possibly be called “terrorism.” It just has the wrong perpetrators and the wrong victims.

—Glenn Greenwald
Refusal to Call Charleston Shootings “Terrorism” Again Shows It’s a Meaningless Propaganda Term

The Bizarre Make Up of “Us” and “Them”

Lost Millions of Homes

Perhaps I am stuck in the middle of the 20th century in terms of intellectual thought. But when I look at the great big world, I see most people involved in the process of defining themselves. In its most pernicious form, it is the good “us” versus the bad “them.” But even when it is not done for such negative purposes, it is extremely wasteful. And what’s more, those who have power in a society can easily use this natural tendency to get people behind policies that are quite bad. This is what I see going on in Europe with regard to Greece. Especially in Germany, the prevailing narrative is that the Greek people are corrupt and lazy and if only they acted more like the Germans (By invading Poland?) everything would be okay.

Last week, Simon Wren-Lewis call bunk to all this, The Eurozone’s Cover-Up Over Greece. Over the last five years, the Eurozone has given an enormous amount of money that was nominally for Greece in exchange for austerity policies. But all that money did was hold off default. The money didn’t go to Greece but rather its creditors. If Greece had simply been left to default on its debt in 2010, it would have suffered under roughly the same austerity because it wouldn’t have been able to borrow money. The only difference would be that the banks who had lent money to Greece would have lost it.

The Greek bailout was not a bailout of the country at all, but rather the (mostly) German bankers. I’ve never been able to get my head around this disconnect. After the financial crisis of 2008, everywhere you looked, people were pointing fingers at borrowers. Here in the US it was homeowners who couldn’t afford their mortgages; in southern Europe, it was governments (actually just Greece) who borrowed more than they should have. But anyone who has ever even tried to get a bank loan knows that this is not how it works. The banks are supposed to be the adults who only give out loans to worthy borrowers.

But somehow, the idea that it takes two to tango, has been lost in this discussion. And it is worse than that because we expect borrowers to want more money than they can afford. So it’s pretty amazing that €42 billion have been given away to bankers who were clearly reckless, yet they are never mentioned. They are seen as good and pure — taken advantage of by the evil Greek government, which should have known that it couldn’t afford the loans it was taking.

I pine for the days when people were more class conscious. I blame mass media. If it wasn’t for the constant assault of “respectable” news outlets repeating lies about poor deceived bankers, people would see things more clearly. Remember the founding of the Tea Party: millionaire Rick Santelli surrounded by other millionaires on the floor of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, ranting about a law designed to help homeowners. And millions of middle class Americans — most of whom were too old to have been caught up in the housing bubble — jumped on board. There was instant common cause between the bankers and middle class homeowners who just had the good luck of being born at a better time. Or in Germany, there are working stiffs who align with the poor bankers. “Us” and “them” have been sliced and diced by the power elite for the benefit of themselves, so they will never be held accountable and so the money will keep moving from the poor to them.

The Emotional World of Sherlock Holmes

The Private Life of Sherlock HolmesWith the death of Christopher Lee, I highlighted his performance in, The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes. Last night I watched the film again. It made me reflect on why I so like the film. At one time, I was down right obsessive about it. It’s a fine film, but that was not the reason I watched it over and over. I think I like it so much because it deals with Holmes’ inner life — the emotions that exist underneath that seemingly impenetrable exterior of rationality.

Basically, Private Life is a love story. Holmes falls in love — and hard. But you would never know it from his reactions. There are two ways to see Holmes’ reaction to Gabrielle. It could be that he simply sees in her his equal. And indeed, in her way, she is that. But this strikes me as the least interesting way to look at it. Also: it isn’t justified by the rest of the film. From the moment Gabrielle shows up, Holmes wants to get rid of her. He seems afraid of the feelings that she arouses in him. What’s more, he is clearly attracted to her long before he realizes that she is his equal.

The other way to see Holmes’ reaction to Gabrielle — or indeed Madame Petrova — is that he falls easily in love. He clings desperately to his rationality as a defense against his emotions, which he has no control over. It is not surprising, however, that I would see the character in this way because this is rather like myself. I think there are a lot of people like that who try to be rational and in control because they know that they are actually old softies who want nothing more than to browse Cute Overload and lie in bed with a special someone watching It Happened One Night.

The film also strongly implies that Holmes is a man who really wants to escape the harsh realities of this world. Early on in the film, Watson badgers him about his drug use, “I strongly disapprove of this insidious habit of yours.” Holmes responds, “I only resort to narcotics when I’m suffering from acute boredom.” But we learn at the end of the film that this is at best a partial truth. When he learns of a great tragedy — one that wounds him emotionally — he goes right for “the needle.” And in that case, Watson — perhaps for the first time — does not protest — perhaps finally understanding that we all have weaknesses that we manage as best we can.

In general, I don’t like the character of Sherlock Holmes. He’s quite arrogant and judgmental. In the books and stories, he is presented almost as a demigod. We don’t get much insight into him as a man. And the films — which have done as much to flesh out the character as the original material (especially regarding Mycroft and Moriarty) — have gone right along with that. This is why I’ve always liked the comedic reversal in Without a Clue; since Holmes is so thoroughly disagreeable a character, why not make him a buffoon? But The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes humanizes the character without destroying the legend. And that is why it is probably the best rending of Sherlock Holmes, and certainly my favorite.