About Frank Moraes

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Hacked Hacked Hacked Went the Website

Hacked By Owner DzzLast night, if you came by Frankly Curious, you did not see our delightful “Legoland” Don Quixote graphic, but instead a white screen with the ominous words printed on it, “Hacked By Owner Dzz.” All things considered, it was a harmless hack. It didn’t destroy any data. But it did the same thing to all of my websites, which are stored on the same server. I assume it did the same thing to other people’s websites, but I’m not sure.

The hack was not inspired. Apparently what happened was that someone got access to my database and managed to change the character encoding from 8-bit UTF to 7-bit. This then allowed them to hack the widgets you see on the right (the calendar, the search box, and so on). So it put in a text widget that contained the following JavaScript:

document.documentElement.innerHTML =
unescape(‘%48%61%63%6b%65%64%20%42%79%20%4f%77%6e%65%72%20%44%7a%7a’);

All that does is replace the webpage with what’s inside the “unescape” function. And what’s inside there is a hexadecimal listing of, “Hacked By Owner Dzz.” But that wasn’t all. It also renamed the site, “+ADw-/title+AD4-Hacked By Owner Dzz+ADw-DIV style+AD0AIg-DISPLAY: none+ACIAPgA8-xmp+AD4-” But more annoying, instead of leaving all my widgets alone, it deactivated them all, making it a mess to put the site back to where it was. In the end, my hosting provider was nice enough to restore all my sites with the backup made earlier that day.

I wrote the other day that I just didn’t understand why people continued to vote for Republicans when everyone knows that Republicans don’t care about anything but helping out their rich buddies. But I also don’t understand hackers of this type. I do understand hackers of other types. Looking for vulnerabilities in software is incredibly interesting — and given the way the world is, a noble endeavor if done to detect and fix rather than destroy. I even understand hackers who are angry or simply trying to make a point. But that’s not what’s going on here.

Hacked or Just Pissed On?

This is just malicious mischief. There is nothing new about it. Whoever did it just read about it on some hacker website. They went around looking for a weak password, and found one. Given that Frankly Curious is hosted on a shared website with hundreds of other people, I assume it wasn’t one of my passwords. I’ve been thinking for a while that I need to upgrade my hosting to a virtual private server (VPS), and this incident really highlights this case. But I’m not sure how much help I would get with that.

Last night, Scott at Reliable Webs provided the usual exceptional service. Within two minutes of my alerting them to the problem, I got a personal response. And then they worked on the problem in tandem with me. And when it was all done, they restored my sites. They are also now trying to figure out when and how the hacker got in. But I’m not sure they even offer VPS, and I’m sure not in the market for a dedicated server.

I had hoped that I would be able to get all of yesterday’s comments back, but that did not work out. I did read and respond to them all. And I still have them! But I was unable to get my full XML export of the site to re-import, probably because the site is so large at this point.

Regardless, the whole thing makes me very frustrated. It’s kind of like finding out that a 13-year-old boy was pissing on your doorstep to mark his territory. You see that in the message, “Hacked By Owner Dzz.” Now the site is owned by Dzz? No. Just like the 13-year-old boy, Dzz just stunk up the place and moved on. There’s a lot of that in the world. There are 13-year-olds practicing the violin and then there are ones who are pissing on your porch. On the net, the vast majority of people are trying, in their way, to be constructive. But these kinds of hackers (and the related spammers) add nothing — they just create damage because they apparently have nothing else better to do.

Update

Here is a discussion of the same thing by a hacker named Yz_Byte. That was two years ago.

Update: 16 March 2016 8:00 pm

This is what I received from my hosting company:

On Wednesday, March 9th, some WordPress sites hosted on one of our servers were hacked. The hack changed some database fields, which included the field that is the default used for the site’s title and is displayed by some themes near the top of your pages. It also changed the character set value which caused some characters to appear incorrectly on the page. Additionally, it created a widget which may or may not have appeared in the sidebar of your site, depending on whether your theme was using widgets or not. The hack did not change any of the posts, images, or other content…

The cause of the hack was a vulnerability in shared hosting servers that use the cpanel control panel software. Reliable Webs has additional security software on our servers that prevent that vulnerability from being exploited, but unfortunately on your server it wasn’t configured correctly. A hacker gained access to one of the sites hosted on the server, either by guessing its password or exploiting an outdated WordPress installation, and then from there was able to guess the paths to the configuration files of other WordPress sites hosted on the same server. If they guessed the path correctly (which isn’t hard to do if the cpanel username is similar to the domain name) then they were able to read the configuration file (wp-config.php), which gave them the database password and the ability to change records in the database.

That’s the extent of it. What I know from my day job is that it is critical to keep software updated. I’ve written a lot about hacking, and attacks often occur long after patches have been released to address them. But even with a VPS, getting into one WordPress installation is probably enough to get into them all. I mean a server is a server. A VPS would only protect one VPS from another, not the accounts on any given VPS. It’s scary, because it means just one weak link is all it takes.

Trump’s Penis Is Important to His Supporters

Not Donald Trump's PenisWill sent me a video, Donald Trump: Show Us Your Penis. People want to know if Trump’s penis is as big as he says it is. The video’s been out for a few days and still has less than a million views. How is that even possible? If a video with that title doesn’t go viral, what has become of the internet? I mean it. Even if the video was terrible, it should have at least ten million views. And the video is not terrible; the video is amazingly good. It gets the tone perfectly right.

Previously, Rubio had made mention of Donald Trump’s hands being small. This supposedly means that he has a small penis. I’d never heard that. I have certainly heard of the foot-penis correlation and assumed that it was an urban legend. And it is. I mean, why would there be a correlation? How about nose or ear size? You might as well be measuring the bumps on a man’s head. But anyway, Rubio made fun of Trump’s hands, because Rubio decided that the way to beat Trump was to sink to his level. And that has worked out as well as you might think, given that Rubio placed third or fourth in every primary yesterday.

Trump Couldn’t Let Go of Trump’s Penis

But Trump couldn’t let the whole thing go. At the last Republican debate, Trump said, “He referred to my hands: if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you, there’s no problem. I guarantee you.” So: Trump’s penis is amazing, like everything else about him. But the whole thing shows that even when the other Republicans sink to Trump’s level, he can sink lower without it having any effect on his campaign. Trump won Michigan easily last night. And in Mississippi, he came close to getting a straight out majority. That was as close to a head-to-head contest as we’ve seen, and Trump got 47.3% — 11 percentage points more than Ted Cruz.

The brilliance of this video is that it is somber. It treats the size of Trump’s penis very seriously. Rubio introduced it to the race. Trump kept the issue alive and has now made a falsifiable claim. Or to be more accurate: he implied a falsifiable claim. Because apparently, 80% of women have difficulty reaching orgasm through vaginal stimulation alone. So maybe that’s all he means; maybe he gives good “face.” And I’m sure if you asked him, Trump would tell you that he gives great face. No one is better at giving face than he is. You wouldn’t believe it. And if you question him, his tongue just got ten inches longer.

But the people in the video want proof. They want to know how big Trump’s penis is — or at least if “there’s no problem”:

But I find the whole thing disturbing in that I suspect that Trump supporters do care about the size of his penis. Being supporters, they just take it for granted that a man that belligerent, with that much swagger, must have a big penis. It’s all about this idea of physical power. Last week, Bobby Jindal argued that it was Obama’s “cool, weak and endlessly nuanced” nature that brought us Trump. But we know that isn’t the case. The Republican base has been begging for Trump ever since Reagan left office.

The truth is, there isn’t much difference in most people’s minds between a “strong man” and a strongman. And when it comes to Trump supporters, its all the same. It’s the cult of personality just as sure as it was for Mussolini. Or Kim Jong-il. Remember when he played golf and got 5 (later 11) holes in one? I’m sure the true believers in North Korea assumed he had a very big penis too. The biggest. You wouldn’t believe it.

Morning Music: The Soul of Many Places

Got No Breading - The Soul of Many PlacesToday, I want to highlight a Jules Shear song that makes me kind of weepy — but in a good way. It is “The Soul of Many Places.” It’s a full tilt love song — but a wise one. It has lines like, “I will not invade you like a warrior or a preacher; I will not approve you like a butcher or a teacher.” Ah, that is something that most 26 year olds don’t know about love; that’s something that most people of any age don’t know about love: you have to accept people as they are if you plan to be around them a lot.

Of course, what I most love about “The Soul of Many Places” is one word: starving. The refrain is all leading up to that word. She touches the soul of places in him that he is starving to touch in her. I do remember feeling this way. And even as I felt it, I understood the tragic nature of it: love doesn’t work that way. Yes: you are touched in ways that you cannot explain. Yes: you wish to touch the object of your affection in the same way. But no: it never works out that way.

There is a great strength and joy to “The Soul of Many Places.” One could, I suppose read the song in a positive way, but that isn’t my nature. The singer understands the tragedy but is going to embrace what is ultimately a losing proposition. The funny thing is, the one time that I was ever in this situation, I did exactly the same thing. But the brave embrace of my feelings only lasted for so long. Then I fell apart. For a decade or so. But then, I’m a slow learner — good, but slow.

Anniversary Post: French Foreign Legion

French Foreign LegionOn this day in 1831, the French Foreign Legion was established to — What else?! — fight to maintain their imperial dreams in Algeria. But what makes the French Foreign Legion interesting is that it is a part of the French military that is made up of foreign nationals. We have no such thing here in the United States, although I’m sure with all our private military contractors (mercenaries), we get more or less the same thing.

But to me, the French Foreign Legion means one thing and one thing only: it is what young love sick men went off to join in the films and stories of my youth. In fact, it seems to me, that Huckleberry Hound even joined the force to forget his lost Clementine. So that’s really the extent of what it means to me. But it makes sense. You know: running off to war is one of the primary stupid things that young men do when the women of their dreams do not return their affections. So it isn’t surprising that the French Foreign Legion would be used as a kind of trite plot device for low brow entertainment.

What’s most amazing is that the thing continues on to this day. There are apparently almost 8,000 people. Until 2000, women were mostly barred from being in the French Foreign Legion. But it isn’t clear that any women have actually joined since they’ve been allowed. It must be because women deal with being scorned better than men do. After all, the song is, “Oh My Darling, Clementine”; not, “Oh My Darling, Benjamin.”

But hey, this ought to change. There are always lots of Muslims in Algeria who need killing. And it really doesn’t matter if it is a woman or a man who is doing it. Supposedly, French Defence Minister Alain Richard said he wanted the French Foreign Legion to have 20% women by 2020. I think they’re going to miss that target by, oh, 20 percentage points.

What You Get When You Vote for Rick Snyder

Rick SnyderWhile looking for something nice (Fun!) to read, I came upon Ramona Grigg’s article, When the Cameras Leave Flint, Michigan Will Still Be Michigan. It’s a very good article — you should go read the whole thing. She takes us back to the first days of Rick Snyder’s administration. She’s right that Rachel Maddow was all over the story of Michigan’s “emergency manager” law that was basically being used to destroy local democracy in Michigan. I remember those segments because they reminded me of the old 60 Minutes, where stories actually had an effect. In this case, not so much.

In fact, as Ramona noted, in 2014, Snyder won re-election “handily” — by over 4 percentage points. I remember wondering how that could be. But then I remembered that Hitler would have won in a landslide in 1938 if he had had to run for election. As long as you are screwing over a small percentage of the people, and the economy is good: you are golden. The fact that turnout was even lower in 2014 than it was in 2010, didn’t help. And maybe it’s good to remember that in 2010, he won by over 18 percentage point. It was a small amount of progress.

The fundamental issue here is that democracy wasn’t curtailed in Michigan (or most of the other states where Republicans have control) by accident. The people of Flint were not poisoned by accident. I discussed this the other day, What Conservatism Means to the Republican Base. In it, I used Marco Rubio’s statement that no one wanted to poison the people of Flint. No one is saying they did. It’s like when I’m walking down the road: I step on and kill countless insects. I don’t want to kill them. It’s not my intent to kill them. But their deaths don’t mean anything to me compared to my goal of walking to wherever I’m walking.

But what I don’t understand is why this goes on. I don’t mean, “Why was Rick Snyder re-elected?” I don’t understand why he was elected in the first place.

That’s the Republican Party. It doesn’t want to hurt the poor (although I would say a good deal of its voting base does and the party uses this fact for political advantage). It just doesn’t care. Getting tax breaks for the rich, gutting regulations to make the rich richer, destroying unions to make the party stronger and the rich richer: these are the things the Republican Party cares about. If it means countless lives are destroyed because of lead poisoning, so what?! It only became a problem to the party when it became a political problem. It is as if the local paper started writing stories, “Frank Moraes Thoughtlessly Kills Insects on Walks.” That might just turn me into a Jain — at least in public.

But what I don’t understand is why this goes on. I don’t mean, “Why was Rick Snyder re-elected?” I don’t understand why he was elected in the first place. How did the people of Michigan think that he was going to do anything but what he did? It’s kind of like the Bill Clinton sex scandal. In that case, I think most people didn’t care because they knew when they voted for him, he was the kind of guy who would have a sex scandal. (Also: what a pathetic sex scandal!) So why is there any surprise when a Republican acts in a way that shows complete callousness toward everyone but their rich buddies?

Ramona is right: Michigan will remain. And the residents of the state will continue to be abused as long as they vote for Republicans. It’s an unfortunate side effect of democracy. In 2010, roughly 40% of the voters did not vote to have Flint’s water poisoned. But 60% did. Rick Snyder didn’t pull a bait and switch. And even if he had: he’s a Republican. He won’t necessarily poison your water, but it certainly wasn’t on his “Do Not Do” list. But raising taxes sure was. And that’s true all over America. I’ll quote Rashomon, “I just don’t understand.”

Morning Music: Jules and the Polar Bears

Got No Breading - Jules and the Polar BearsAs far as I know, Funky Kings produced a second album, but the record company refused to released it and the band split up. This would not be the last time such a thing would happen to Jules Shear. But I find it interesting. It reminds me of William Goldman’s maxim about Hollywood, “Nobody knows anything.” Here were these amazingly talented guys who would all go on to great success, but the “experts” at the record company couldn’t see it. Anyway, without a band, Jules Shear started Jules and the Polar Bears.

Their first album is so great that I’m going to spend two days on it, Got No Breading. Every song on it is a gem. For years, when Jules Shear was producing “new wave” albums how I wished that he would just get a plain old rock band and kill it as he had on this album. His writing has always been stellar, so it is usually just a question of whether or not it is properly accompanied.

Today, we are going to listen to the first Jules and the Polar Bears song I ever heard, “Lovers By Rote.” I wrote about this almost two years ago, How I Discovered Jules Shear. In that article, I tell the story of being in a band with an older guy who was constantly telling me that this or that just couldn’t be done. In one case, it was that I had placed a chanting section smack in the middle of what was, by my standards, a rocker. Well, a couple of days later, this older guy excitedly shared with me “Lovers By Rote.” Since someone on an album had done what I was doing (Four years earlier!) then it must be okay.

So this was my introduction to Jules and the Polar Bears. But it’s interesting because now I’m not especially fond of the song. It’s great. But it’s also somewhat preachy. But it’s got great lyrics like these:

You inherit in your mind
Like it was so much cash
You better take out some insurance
On what keeps you attached
I got the only words to tell you
It’s a matter of fact:
You gotta make your mind your own
Before you find your mind a match.

Anyway, day one of Jules and the Polar Bears:

Afterword: the Chant

The chant is hard to understand. Here it is:

All you really got to do
Is tug a little leash
To find yourself constricted.
All you really got to do
Is think about the crime
To find yourself convicted.

Also: stupid questions about love really are the stupidest questions of them all.

Anniversary: Kepler’s Third Law of Planetary Motion

Johannes Kepler - Planetary MotionI’m not sure of this, but maybe on this day, our man Johannes Kepler discovered his third law of planetary motion. Now we all know the first law, right? Planets orbit the Sun in ellipses where the Sun is at one of the foci (which I would write “focuses” if this weren’t math we were talking about). The reason that this was a big discovery is because most planets don’t have very elliptical orbits. So it was pretty subtle. The eccentricity of the earth is just 0.017 — damned close to a circle.

The second law of planetary motion is really the most interesting. Basically what it says is that planets move faster when they get closer to the Sun. Now this is exactly what we would expect, but that’s just because we all know Newton. But at that time, Newton wouldn’t even be born for another 25 years. The way the law is presented is this: “A line segment joining a planet and the Sun sweeps out equal areas during equal intervals of time.” That’s the thing about Kepler: he was really a mathematician. He thought in terms of geometry. That’s probably why I’ve always felt a special kinship to him.

Now the third law of planetary motion, well, that’s an odd one. It is stated thusly: “The square of the orbital period of a planet is proportional to the cube of the semi-major axis of its orbit.” Now that’s real analytic geometry! The semi-major axis is more or less the radius for objects like the Earth that move more or less in circles. For a highly elliptical object like Halley’s Comet, you can think of it as half the distance from its closest and furthest approaches to the Sun. So imagine that: this mathematical relationship is the same for the Earth as it is for Halley’s Comet.

Big Caveat on Planetary Motion

I’ve been slowly making my way through Small Gods and there is some discussion in there of how philosophers only raise questions. Any question that is raised only leads to dozens of new ones. So all this stuff that Kepler worked out is true in a universe that has exactly two objects. Clearly, all the planets affect each other. And that’s especially true, I would assume, of Halley’s Comet. Plus, Halley’s comet is losing material via the solar wind, which has got to screw up its momentum. So nothing I’ve discussed is exactly true. But then, what is truth? Is truth beauty? Or is beauty truth? Or should we all be weapons designers?

Just Say No and Nancy Reagan

Nancy Reagan - Just Say No!Nancy Reagan is dead, and good for her! She lived 94 years. She deserves a rest. And I mean that. Regular readers know that I am not tenacious of life. Death is not a bad thing after all those years — especially when you consider how good her life was relative to the vast majority of Americans. Lives end, and I’ve often thought that heaven works as a perfect metaphor for nonexistence. Really: can you imagine dealing with eternity in any form other than nonexistence? That, to me, would be hell. But I did want to spend a little time thinking about, “Just say no!”

What I’ve always assume that the “Just say no!” campaign was all about was a response to peer pressure. Kids would say, “What am I supposed to do when someone asks me if I want to smoke a reefer.” And the answer was, “Just say no!” It’s been widely mocked as a simplistic answer to a complicated question. I would go further. Our drug problems, if you want to think of them as such, are not due to peer pressure. People don’t become junkies because they don’t want to look uncool. Indeed, research on junkies in the 1960s and 1970s, found that they were not the insecure kids, but the strong alpha kids.

What did Nancy Reagan know about drug addiction? Just what she was told by others who had the same vested interest in making drug problems worse.

But what Nancy Reagan gave to the campaign was a great symbol of the arrogant and clueless elite. And that makes her really important, because that makes her a great symbol of the Drug War enablers. Nancy Reagan could be out there trying to get the kids to “Just say no!” And that gave cover for destroying millions of lives with drug laws that were never designed to stop drug use, and only ever designed to keep despised minorities down. The same thing goes on to this day.

What did Nancy Reagan know about drug addiction? Just what she was told by others who had the same vested interest in making drug problems worse. I talk a lot around here about how Republicans approach every problem with a long list of things they will not even consider for ideological reasons. Democrats are more than willing to cut the size the government if it made things better, but Republicans will not improve the common good if it involves making the government bigger. (They will, of course, make the government bigger if it enriches the rich or grows the military and police state.) Well, that’s the way drug policy has been in the country for the last century.

We can solve the government created drug problem by telling kids, “Just say no!” Meanwhile, the sentences for those who don’t? They get longer and longer. These non-compliant people are forced into more and more oppressive drug “treatment” programs (In and out of jail!) that don’t work, because they operate from a false premise. This is why the 12 Step programs are so popular: they claim drug use is a moral failing, even while alcohol ads blanket the television screen on weekends.

But there’s something more about “Just say no!” And I think it says a lot about Nancy Reagan herself. The slogan says in no unsubtle way: don’t think for yourself; just do as we tell you. It’s an authoritarian mantra. All you poor kids, just do what the nice white woman with a million dollar wardrobe tells you. She’s your better and you should listen to her. And if you don’t, well, her husband has less pleasant ways to coerce you.

Afterword: Just Say No to Murder!

I’m pretty sure that the same people who killed Scalia killed Nancy Reagan. She was so beloved, that she was going to stop the race war that Obama is going to start any day now.

Morning Music: a Week of Jules Shear?

Funky Kings - Jules ShearI thought I might do a week of Jules Shear. He is one of my favorite artists of all time — I feel like I grew up with him. He got his start in a kind of super band, Funky Kings. They only put out one album, Funky Kings, in 1976. Even at the age of 24, Shear totally dominates that album. And that is with some pretty amazing people in the band: Jack Tempchin and Richard Stekol. It’s really amazing to me, because what talent ever showed up in my life came about some time last week. Anyway, overall the album is good. I bought it many years ago when it was almost impossible to find. I don’t think it has been released on CD — in the US anyway. And you would think an early album featuring three musicians who would go on to write big hits would at least deserve a CD.

Jules Shear’s work on Funky Kings leads very clearly to his next band, Jules and the Polar Bears. But in that band, he goes insane. And their first album continues to be one I listen to often. It is an unquestionably great album. But overall, I listen more to his later work. What can I say? We’ve aged together and we are both more mellow now. But we’ll get to that over time.

Today, let’s listen to Jules Shear’s most mellow track of the album, “So Easy to Begin.” The other two tunes sound too much like what he did with the Polar Bears. But this song shows why the album wasn’t successful: it’s too diverse. The album also includes the original country-tinged Slow Dancing, which was a monster hit for Johnny Rivers just a year later.

Anniversary Post: Bloody Sunday

Selma MarchOn this day fifty years ago, the first Selma to Montgomery march took place. It became known as “Bloody Sunday” after the marchers were attacked by state troopers on the Edmund Pettus Bridge. It is one of the iconic moments of the Civil Rights Movement. It reminds me of something I read yesterday by Ta-Nehisi Coates, The Gangsters of Ferguson. In it, he wrote, “The residents of Ferguson do not have a police problem. They have a gang problem.” And that’s exactly right. But don’t expect to hear anyone say that on the nightly news.

But I’m sure you already have heard people on the television news saying roughly the same thing about the troopers and the “county posse” who committed those unconscionable acts of violence fifty years ago. By that time, the Civil Rights Movement was highly advanced, so it got covered and it outraged a lot of people. Two years earlier, I wonder. And I further wonder how today’s media would cover it. Over the last forty years, I’ve seen such a trend in this country toward accepting anything done by someone with a badge.

Future Congressman John Lewis Beaten in SelmaThere was to be no one from the Republican Congressional leadership attending the Selma fiftieth anniversary this weekend. But apparently, at the last minute, even the Republicans realized that it wouldn’t fly — that the questions would continue to be asked. So they send the House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy. I’ve noted this before about various attempts by the Republicans to woo minority groups. What is the point of doing anything when it is clear that you only go kicking and screaming?

With McCarthy coming, that puts the entire Republican contingent at 24. There are expected to be over a hundred members of Congress at the event. Let’s have some fun with our old friend arithmetic. That means there will be at most 24% Republicans at the event. And they represent 56% of the Congress. That means that 8% of their caucus is going and at least 32% of the Democratic caucus is going. That seems about right: a four-to-one ratio.

Edmund Pettus BridgeBut I’m glad so few Republicans are going to the event. I hate to see hypocrisy. Every time I hear some Republicans going on about Lincoln and how terrible slavery was, all I can think is, “You would have been a slavery supporter if you had lived back then.” Conservatism is a relative thing. It isn’t that modern conservatives are just smart and they would have been liberals if they had lived in the 19th century. No. It is an attitude. They are against the powerless. And that’s also true of Bloody Sunday. They would have been the ones saying, “Well, they were ordered to disperse; they got what they deserved.” So they are right to stay away now. The less hypocrisy, the better.

As for the march itself, all I can say is that those people had a lot more courage than I do. But maybe I can be forgiven. The thing about great social movements and unions is that they give us courage. The power elite since that time have gotten much better at defining dissent as unthinkable. But as we see in Ferguson, the same problems exists. And the same people are there to claim that it is nothing. African Americans would be fine if they were just “twice as good”; women would triumph if they only “leaned in”; and workers would be rewarded if they just worked like dogs without a peep. But it isn’t true. And it seems to be a constant struggle just to stand still.

But just imagine where we would be if they hadn’t succeeded fifty years ago.

Donald Trump on: What Is 2 + 2?

Donald TrumpDonald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?

“I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me, and they ask me. They say, ‘What’s 2+2’? And I tell them, look, we know what 2+2 is. We’ve had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh, my God, I can’t believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It’s terrible. It’s just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I’ll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It’s probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it’s probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I’m being honest, I mean, if I’m being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he’s a zero that I don’t like. Though, I probably shouldn’t say that. He’s a nice guy, but he’s like, ‘10101000101,’ on and on, like that. He’s like a computer! You know what I mean? He’s like a computer. I don’t know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don’t tell you that, and I’ll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn’t believe it. So, we’re gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me.”

—George Takei
Quoted in George Takei’s New Post About Donald Trump Is Going Viral

Morning Music: Anyone Who Had a Heart

Read My Lips - Anyone Who Had a Heart - Tim CurryI told you we were going to do another day of Tim Curry’s album, Read My Lips. (Can you believe it is not available on CD or even digitally?!) How could we not do his version of Bacharach & David’s “Anyone Who Had a Heart”? I’ll be honest, I could easily do every track of the album. There’s a lot to talk about. But I just don’t have the time to focus on something like that. So you are getting these quick notes about whatever the hell comes into my mind.

“Anyone Who Had a Heart” was originally performed by Dionne Warwick. In fact, it was written for her. I’ve always thought she had an amazing voice. But I find her version weak. What’s more, Bacharach and David also produced it, and it sounds like it. They were not producers. The Tim Curry version proves that Bob Ezrin really could do anything. The production is mythic without being silly.

Let me say something that might not be nice given that Phil Spector is rotting in jail, but I have always found the “wall of sound” to be awful. And it is also an awful idea. What makes for great production is variety. If you want straight maximum rock-n-roll, great! But people seemed to think that songs like “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin'” and “The Long and Winding Road” sound good. They don’t! They sound like the muddled messes that they are.

With a Bob Ezrin production, there can be excesses (Some of The Wall misses.) but everything has a reason. Every note has a purpose. And “Anyone Who Had a Heart” pulses with passion, pulling the listener along just like unstoppable attraction. It makes the song far better than it ever was all by itself. It’s amazing to listen to. It’s the best version that’s ever been recorded — at least that I’ve heard, and I’ve heard a lot of different versions. This is the one.