Anniversary Post: Black Mormon Priests

Blacks Get PriesthoodOn this day in 1978, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints — the Mormons — started allowing black men to serve as priests in the church — just 92 years after the first American Catholic priest. It was announced the day before by the church fathers in the 1978 Revelation on Priesthood, “He has heard our prayers, and by revelation has confirmed that the long-promised day has come when every faithful, worthy man in the church may receive the Holy Priesthood, with power to exercise its divine authority, and enjoy with his loved ones every blessing that follows there from, including the blessings of the temple.” The previous 148 years, God was busy — or something.

Interestingly, when the church first started, it didn’t have any restrictions at all. Up until 1847, there had been two African American priests. The explicit racism toward blacks seems to have started with everyone’s favorite polygamist Brigham Young. He made speeches about how anyone with a single drop of the Curse of Cain could never be a priest. Even if race weren’t a myth, such ideas are submental.

The Utah territory got the right to decide for itself if it would be a slave state. It decided yes. But the fact was that there were very few slaves in the territory. When the Civil War started, Utah sided with the patriots and outlawed slavery in 1862. Say what you will about the Mormons — they are a practical people. I admire that.

So we mark this day, 37 years ago, when God finally got back to the elders at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Because, you know, how would we know that racism was wrong except through divine revelation? God has yet to reveal his ideas regarding sexism.

Elocutionist and the Triple Crown Denied

ElocutionistI loved horse racing when I was a kid. I used to handicap all the races during the county fair. But that year, I had been paying attention to the Grade I Stakes races. And I had set my sights on a horse named “Elocutionist.” He was one of the most promising three year olds out there. This morning, I got it into my head to find out whatever happened to this fine horse. But I had a bit of a hard time finding him, because I mis-remembered his name. I thought he was called “Elocutioner.” Google really thought I meant “Electrocutioner.” I didn’t.

Luckily, I knew a bit about the horse, so I was able to find him. He was born on 4 March 1973. The following year, nouveau riche commodities trader Eugene C Cashman went looking for a colt for his new horse racing stable. He was with his trainer, Paul T Adwell. The two of them narrowed down the horse they wanted to buy to just two colts. They flipped a coin and it came up “Elocutionist.” The horse they passed on was named “Bold Forbes.” Remember that name, because it will come up shortly.

In 1975, Elocutionist was placed in the two-year-old season. He started late, however, and only ran in four races. But he won every one of those races. So he looked rather good for the three-year-old season and the Triple Crown. In his first five races, he placed third, second, and then first three times. This qualified him for the Kentucky Derby.

There were really only three horses entered who were highly rated: Honest Pleasure, Elocutionist, and the horse Cashman almost bought instead, Bold Forbes. All them them were rated effectively the same. And they didn’t disappoint. But Elocutionist was a fundamentally different kind of horse. Bold Forbes led from the start, with Honest Pleasure right behind but not challenging for the lead. Elocutionist ran fourth almost the whole race. In the final stretch, Honest Pleasure broke too late and was unable to catch Bold Forbes. Elocutionist tried to come from behind, but the two other horses were too far ahead. They finished: Bold Forbes, Honest Pleasure, and Elocutionist.

Coming into the Preakness, people had given up on Elocutionist. The final odds were: Honest Pleasure at 0.9-1; Bold Forbes at 1.1-1; and Elocutionist at 10-1. Oh, yea of little faith! In this race, Bold Forbes and Honest Pleasure fought each other for the lead for the first six furlongs. At the first turn, Elocutionist was five lengths back from third place. On the final turn, he was in fifth place. But in the home stretch, Elocutionist came on like a freight train — winning by three and a half lengths. The announcer sounds stunned. It’s very exciting:

Honest Pleasure didn’t even place. Bold Forbes came in third place. I think this is interesting, because in the end, the two horses that Cashman couldn’t decide on turned out to be even in these two major battles.

Sadly, the Preakness was Elocutionist’s last race. In training for the Belmont Stakes, he was injured and put out to stud. Bold Forbes went on to win that race. But interestingly, Honest Pleasure, who also skipped Belmont, went on to have an exceptional career and make the most money of the three horses. But Elocutionist ended his career with an amazing record. He never ran in a race that he didn’t show in. He had 9 wins, 1 place, and 2 shows. He died in 1995 after a fairly successful career as a sire.

Media Hypocrisy on Leakers

Glenn GreenwaldThe Los Angeles Times editors began by acknowledging that Snowden, not President Obama, is “the ultimate author” of the so-called surveillance reform enacted into law. They conceded that “the American people have Snowden to thank for these reforms.”

Despite that, they are opposed to a pardon or to clemency. While generously conceding that Snowden has “a strong argument for leniency,” they nonetheless insist that “in a society of laws, someone who engages in civil disobedience in a higher cause should be prepared to accept the consequences.”

I see this argument often and it’s hard to overstate how foul it is. To begin with, if someone really believes that, they should be demanding the imprisonment of every person who ever leaks information deemed “classified,” since it’s an argument that demands the prosecution of anyone who breaks the law, or at least “consequences” for them. That would mean dragging virtually all of Washington, which leaks constantly and daily, into a criminal court — to say nothing of their other crimes such as torture. But of course such high-minded media lectures about the “rule of law” are applied only to those who are averse to Washington’s halls of power, not to those who run them.

More important, Snowden was “prepared to accept the consequences.” When he decided to blow the whistle, he knew that there was a very high risk that he’d end up in a US prison for decades — we thought that’d be the most likely outcome — and yet he did it anyway. He knowingly took that risk. And even now, he has given up his family, his home, his career, and his ability to travel freely — hardly someone free of “consequences.”

But that doesn’t mean he has to meekly crawl to American authorities with his wrists extended and politely ask to be put in a cage for 30 years, almost certainly in some inhumane level of penal oppression typically reserved for Muslims and those accused of national security crimes. The idea that anyone who breaks an unjust law has a moral obligation to submit to an unjust penal state and accept lengthy imprisonment is noxious and authoritarian.

—Glenn Greenwald
Media Lessons from Snowden Reporting

Republican Tax Reform = Lower Taxes on the Rich

Rick SantorumThe people at Crooks & Liars do a great service to the world by watching a lot of television and reporting back to the rest of us who are too sensitive to deal with it. And on Sunday, John Amato caught a little bit of video from Fox News Sunday, Chris Wallace Smacks Rick Santorum on Flat Tax Myth That Helps the Rich. Unlike most liberals, I have a bit of a soft spot for Santorum because he really does have populist instincts. He says the right things about economics and the middle class. Of course, his policy ideas are horrible — never getting outside the Republican bubble.

On Sunday, we learned his proposal for “reforming” the tax system. Wallace laid out the basics, “You wanted only two income tax rates, 10% and 28%. Tax capital gains at 12%. And corporate taxes at 17.5%.” And then he went on to quote a Tax Policy Center report that showed that the tax cut would be highly regressive and would cut total federal tax receipts by 40%. Santorum just blows off the first criticism. He uses the old Milton Friedman line about how it would be good for the lower classes too. Even if that were right, it wouldn’t change the fact that the cut is regressive.

But Santorum’s response to decimating the federal government’s budget was a classic, “Well, first off, those numbers are based on a static model. That means that nothing is going to change in the economy if you create all sorts of incentives for people to grow the economy and for people to work with lower tax rates.” That’s just the old supply side argument: if you give rich people tax cuts, they will invest it and create a bigger economy and that will replace the lost revenue. This has literally never happened.

The fundamental problem here is that the government spends tax dollars just as much as individuals spend money that isn’t taxed. Conservatives like Santorum seem to think that there is some special sauce that makes money spent by the private sector better than money spent by the public sector. It makes no sense at all. What’s more, since the rich have more control of their own salaries, the lower their taxes are, the more incentive there is for them to keep more of the profits of business and to share less with workers.

We don’t need to deal with the lack of revenue, however. The truly vile part of Santorum’s plan — and really, pretty much every Republican plan — is that it hurts the poor in an absolute sense. First, of course, these tax schemes always come with a big push to savage aid to the poor. But more important, the federal income tax is the only tax in the United States that is moderately progressive. This is why Republicans are laser focused on it. The biggest federal tax for most people is the payroll tax and it is absurdly regressive. But no Republican is at all interested in doing anything about it, because it is the kind of tax they believe in: flat up to a hundred grand and then zero for everything above that. And nothing at all on capital gains!

But the poor are also harmed on the state and local levels. These taxes tend to be flat and even regressive. And if federal funding for the states dries up, the states will be forced to raise their taxes — shifting the total tax burden even more toward the poor. This is the end result when Santorum says, “The whole idea is to treat everybody fairly.” But that’s just because he’s a liar. He doesn’t care about treating people fairly — at least not enough to think through his tax “reform” ideas. And this makes him a typical Republican. They are never interested in looking at taxes overall. They are only interested in looking at the taxes that the rich pay.

America’s Horrible Treatment of Ex-Cons

Criminal Background CheckI’ve always found newspaper rundowns of police activities strange because they mention who had been arrested. In a country that prides itself on the fact that people are “innocent until proven guilty,” such public shaming seemed anathema. Everyone assumes that people who are arrested are guilty of something. So printing arrestees’ names in the paper is a form of punishment without due process. I seem to be alone in thinking this. But the issue seems ever bigger as it changes from one name printed among many in a local newspaper to one name delivered globally to anyone who plugs it into a search engine.

This is just the very edge of a larger issue of criminal background checks for employment, housing, and even more trivial things. Gilad Edelman wrote an excellent article about the subject in the new issue of Washington Monthly, Second Chance, My Ass. It is nominally a review of the book, The Eternal Criminal Record. But it serves as a good primer about the issues that people with criminal records face in our hyper-connected country. It’s really disturbing. In 1996, only 50% of all companies did background checks on some new hires. Today, 75% of all companies do background checks on all applicants — and 90% do background checks on at least some.

Looking at these numbers, you might wonder how companies got along before. And remember: 1996 is far into the computer revolution. So if we go back to 1960, we are probably talking virtually no one but the CIA doing background checks. And I think this is the critical issue: background checks do not result in companies having better workers. Companies do background checks because they can. They are used as yet another tool to weed out candidates. And when you consider 12% of all Americans have felonies — not to mention those who simply have misdemeanors or simply arrests — it works really well!

I’ll tell you when companies did not do criminal background checks: during the dot-com bubble in Silicon Valley. Companies were so desperate for any people who could do the work that they didn’t care. That was a heady time. All other times in my working life, I’ve been struck with the fact that employers were not terribly interested in getting work done. Interviews were more about fitting in and being the kind of person who wouldn’t upset anything — ever. I discussed this in, Unstable Weirdos and Business Success. The point is that the modern American corporation seems more like a social club than a business.

This is why the use of criminal background checks and similar “weeding out” strategies are so pernicious. They really have nothing to do with business. They are just ways of keeping the poor down — maintaining existing social barriers. I mentioned that 12% of Americans have felony records: 25% of African Americans have felony convictions. As Michelle Alexander discussed at length in The New Jim Crow, this is the modern way to keep a whole race down.

In Europe, things are different. There are laws to protect individuals’ rights to privacy. But according to Edelman, the Supreme Court has found that in order to have transparent government, criminal records must be available to all. Think about that for a moment. According to the Supreme Court, we don’t need to know the people who can spend unlimited amounts of money on political candidates, but we do have to know every arrest and conviction of every individual in the country. But I have a hunch that this is not just a matter of legality. In my experience, employers from Europe and Asia are simply far more focused on getting the job done than they are on the misty-eyed nonsense that Americans focus on.

There is some good news, however. More and more places are making it illegal to ask job applicants if they have a conviction until after the job interview. This is a big deal. It is generally illegal to not hire someone on the basis of a criminal conviction. So what most employers do is simply never interview people who say they have conviction. If an ex-con lies, the employer declines to hire not based upon the conviction but rather because the applicant lied. So this is a good change. But, of course, we could and should do so much more.

Because of television and movies, most people have a highly unrealistic idea of the criminal justice system. They think that people go off to prison and so pay their “debt to society.” That could not be more untrue. The fact is that the society expects the convict to go on paying that debt for the rest of her life. And it is all in the name of making society itself worse. Edelman quoted some work from our friends at the Center for Economic and Policy Research (I assume she’s referring to this: Ex‐offenders and the Labor Market.) who find that keeping ex-cons out of the labor market costs the economy roughly $60 billion in output per year. But maybe that’s a small price to pay for this extra tool that allows managers to only ever have to manage workers who went to the same strata of colleges they did.

Morning Music: Young People’s Theater

AnnieI’m not a fan of Annie, but I was when I was a kid. I listened to the Original Cast Album over and over. So none of those songs will ever get out of my head. One of those tunes is, “It’s a Hard Knock Life,” which I discussed some time ago in a Morning Music with Jay Z. But the song that most comes into my head is, “We’d Like to Thank You, Herbert Hoover.”

That song is a great ensemble piece in the play. It’s also got a simple but compelling melody and clever lyrics. When I was a kid, I didn’t especially know who Hoover was — other than the guy who was president when the Great Depression started. I also knew that conservatives like Archie Bunker thought we could use man like him. Obviously, he wasn’t responsible for the Depression, but he also didn’t manage it well, and became one of the harshest critics of the New Deal.

It makes sense for the for the people destroyed by the Great Depression to blame Hoover. And the song has lots of great lines like the reference to the political slogan, “A chicken in every pot.” The song relates, “In every pot he said ‘a chicken’; but Herbert Hoover he forgot; not only don’t we have the chicken; we ain’t got the pot!” I also like the implied violence of it, “Come down and share some Christmas dinner; be sure to bring the Mis’ess too; we got no turkey for our stuffing; why don’t we stuff you?!”

Here is a surprisingly good good performance of the song by the Young People’s Theater back in 2013:

Anniversary Post: Two Approaches to Oppression

Nineteen Eighty-FourOn this day in 1949, the FBI released a report on Hollywood celebrities who were members of the Communist Party. These included Frederic March, John Garfield, Paul Muni, and Edward G Robinson. What’s more, it named Paul Robeson, Dorothy Parker, and many other celebrities who shared the beliefs of these radicals. This was the start of the Hollywood blacklist and all the joys that would come with the early 1950s.

Interestingly, on that same day, George Orwell’s novel Nineteen Eighty-Four was first published. It’s enough to make one cynical. Clearly, Orwell’s work was an attack on the totalitarian states of the middle of the twentieth century: Germany under Hitler and the Soviet Union under Stalin. But it’s interesting that in the United States, we figured out a way to control the population indirectly. After all, it wasn’t Joseph McCarthy who blacklisted all those people; it was Hollywood executives just following the easiest path to profits.

Now, I’m not saying that the way that the power elite of the United States maintains power is equivalent to the millions murdered by Hitler, Stalin, and so many other authoritarians. But I am saying that that the millions murdered were just a means to an end — although the Nazis seemed to get confused about that point at the end. I’m not sure why, but the powerful in America just have it easier. Gleen Greenwald’s most recent article is a good example of how Americans are so good at self-oppression. If we weren’t, maybe the power elite would be exterminating millions of Americans every year.

It was a curious day 66 years ago.

Postmodern Economics and Physics?

Mark ThomaMark Thoma highlighted a recent article, A Crisis at the Edge of Physics. You might wonder why an economist would be interested in a crisis going on in the physics world. For those who don’t follow economics, his explanation is probably not too helpful, “Seems like much the same can be said about modern macroeconomics (except perhaps the ‘given the field its credibility’ part)…” Let me discuss this for a moment, because it is really quite interesting.

As I’ve long speculated, certain kinds of physics are pushing up against the limits of knowledge. High energy physics is destroying particles with more and more energy, leading to ever more bizarre theories of the cosmos. Dark matter and dark energy are showing the cosmos to be mostly “things” we only know don’t seem to exist the way regular matter and energy does, but still interacts with it in unusual ways. Could it be that there is nothing else to know and that theoretical constructs about the universe will not be verifiable through experiment? Some physicists think so, “They criticized a newfound willingness among some scientists to explicitly set aside the need for experimental confirmation of today’s most ambitious cosmic theories — so long as those theories are ‘sufficiently elegant and explanatory.'”

This is shocking because for decades now, scientists have been beating up on postmodern literary theorists who claim that there is no objective truth. And now we have physicists (Of all scientists!) claiming that their theories don’t need to be right but instead just “elegant” and “explanatory.” This has long been the basis for supersymmetry theory. But I have to say, I’m not sure this is the wrong approach. Maybe at the extreme edges of science, experimentation will be useless. Clearly, we should still be doing it — or trying to. But it is possible that we can probe only so far when it comes to the creation of the universe.

This is really interesting, however, in how it relates to economics. Far from looking at things that call into question the universal limits of knowledge, economics deals with pedestrian issues. Economies may be very complicated, but there are no fundamental constraints on understanding them. However, many economists on the right have in fact given up worrying about real world data. They have their Real Business Cycle (RBC) models that are “sufficiently elegant and explanatory” that it doesn’t matter if they have no relationship to the real world.

In the past, I’ve written about my own experience with large scale environmental models. There is a strong urge to get lost in those models — to see them as more real the the world they supposedly model. A good example of this kind of thing in economics is the use of Dynamic Stochastic General Equilibrium (DSGE) models, of which RBC models are part. The idea with these models is to derive macroeconomic outcomes based upon microeconomics. I’m not an economist. But I can tell you that in environmental models, it is usually best to not use micro-scale models in macro-scale models. For example, it is best to model carbon respiration with one big leaf rather than with a detailed forest model. Clearly, there are times when you want a detailed forest model. But in general, macro-scale models are best when they are based on simple empirical models.

And why is that? To me, the biggest issue is that the more elements you add to a model, the more degrees of freedom you add. So you end up with a model that is entirely dependent upon calibration. And the model loses its meaning because its results are swamped by exactly how the calibration is done. What has happened in the RBC models is that economists have given up on modeling the real world and use it just to look for elegance and explanatory power. But it doesn’t matter if the person doing this calls herself a physicist or an economist. She is really just a mathematician — but a particularly useless one.

As I indicated before, this is somewhat defensible with regards to high energy physics and cosmology. These fields are already largely mystical. But in economics — a subject that is supposed to be above all useful — this is just madness.

Kissinger on Revolutionary Power

Henry KissingerFor powers long accustomed to tranquility and without experience with disaster, this is a hard lesson to come by. Lulled by a period of stability which had seemed permanent, they find it nearly impossible to take at face value the assertions of the revolutionary power that it means to smash the existing framework. The defenders of the status quo therefore tend to begin by treating the revolutionary power as if its protestations were merely tactical; as if it really accepted the existing legitimacy but overstated its case for bargaining purposes; as if it were motivated by specific grievances to be assuaged by limited concessions. Those who warn against the danger in time are considered alarmists; those who counsel adaptation to circumstance are considered balanced and sane, for they have all the good “reasons” on their side: the arguments accepted as valid in the existing framework. “Appeasement,” where it is not a device to gain time, is the result of an inability to come to grips with a policy of unlimited objectives.

But it is the essence of revolutionary power that it possesses the courage of its convictions, that it is willing, indeed eager, to push its principles to their ultimate conclusion. Whatever else a revolutionary power may achieve therefore, it tends to erode, if not the legitimacy of the international order, at least the restraint with which such an order operates. The characteristic of a stable order is its spontaneity; the essence of a revolutionary situation is its self-consciousness.

—Henry Kissinger
A World Restored


See also: Neville Chamberlain Was Right.

H/T: The Great Unraveling.

Real and Mythic Heroism and Caitlyn Jenner

Toy SoldiersThis is a picture of soldiers represented in an almost a Homeric vision of bravery — a wounded man being carried to safety as he fires at the enemy. So it shouldn’t be a surprise that it is an artistic construction made with toys. But it became a very big deal last week when a Facebook user posted it along with the caption, “As I see post after post about Bruce Jenner’s transition to a woman, and I hear words like, bravery, heroism, and courage, just thought I’d remind all of us what real American courage, heroism, and bravery looks like!” Ah yes, the fetishization of the military strikes again.

Let’s start with the fact that this is a totally cliched and limited idea of bravery. I don’t doubt that it takes great bravery to fight in a war. But for the people who fight the war, the alternative is prison and in some cases death. In many ways, standing up against the simple choice of going along and instead resisting a draft is more brave. But forget wars. There are lots of ways to be brave, and they usually involve going against the default behavior. It usually isn’t a question of doing what people will reward you for.

On the issue of Caitlyn Jenner, however, I don’t think we are talking about bravery. She is a public figure who is pimping a reality show. She has all the support that money and fame can buy. What she is doing is good for society and for the transgender community. But brave? I’m not convinced. For non-famous, non-rich people, coming out as transgender is incredibly brave. For Caitlyn Jenner — it’s at best less so.

But okay, people in the military do at times display amazing examples of bravery. But why of all the images that the poster could have picked, did he selected this one? After the post got nearly a million shares, he looked into the source of the photo. He found that it came from the documentary Marwencol. It is about Mark Hogancamp, a cross-dressing man who was beaten outside a bar — almost to death. Afterward, he got into building a model of a Belgian town during World War II. The fact that the poster had picked the work of a member of the transgender community made him rethink the whole thing. Now he thinks it was God working in mysterious ways to teach him about the importance of inclusion and love. Good for him!

But I don’t think that’s why he picked the photo. I think he picked it because it is a highly romanticize image of reality. When people talk about things like heroism, they are dealing with abstractions. What “real American courage, heroism, and bravery looks like” is dolls designed by a wounded outcast. In other words, what makes real America “real” is that it isn’t real.

This is something I’ve written about a lot in other contexts. The conservative image of “real America” is a place that never existed. And this, I think, explains why modern American conservatism is so nutty. It presents a false choice. The real choice is always between competing imperfect Americas. But in the conservative mind, it is between these imperfect choices and their idealized, perfect choice. It is no wonder that they are against compromise.

But it fills me with hope that the Facebook poster changed from slighting Jenner and defining “real” American heroism to writing, “Hate helps nothing. Love wounds no one.” It bothers me that all those people who shared the original sentiment will not land where the original poster did. But we take baby steps. And that’s good.

State Republicans Do Nothing in Preparation for Potential Obamacare Disaster

We Heart ObamacareIf you were a decent politician — one who cared about your constituents — you would plan ahead. If there was a tsunami coming, you would evacuate the coast and get clean-up crews ready for the resulting damage. But it seems that on the right in American politics, such basic actions don’t make sense. I think this is all part of the Republican Party exchanging competence for ideology. Because there are Republican governments all over the nation that are facing a major — and largely predictable — catastrophe: the ending of federal subsidies for people buying health insurance on the federal exchanges. And these governments are doing nothing to prepare.

The issue at hand is the case King v Burwell in front of the Supreme Court. If it finds for the defendants, then nothing happens. But if it finds for the plaintiffs, it’s going to be really bad — not just for the individuals who will lose their insurance, but also for the insurance companies and for the healthcare providers. So a group of healthcare researchers led by David K Jones decided to look at what is going on in five of the states that will be effected by the ruling: Florida, Michigan, New Hampshire, North Carolina, and Utah. And it looks pretty bad, What Are The States Doing To Prepare For King v Burwell?

This article is just the first of three. But it provides the overall conclusions. And there are three of them. First, none of the states have a clear plan as to what they are going to do if the Supreme Court finds for the plaintiffs. Second, the governors seem to be open to some kind of a deal, but the legislators are not. And third, the timing is bad; only Michigan will have a legislature still in session after the ruling comes. Of course, even if that weren’t the case, there still wouldn’t be time to set up a state exchange for next year.

These observations are all annoying in their own way. The fact that the states have no plan is not surprising. If the worst comes to pass, they probably figure they might do something. But as long as they don’t have to do anything — they won’t. They are, in other words, hypocrites. I’m sure that the vast majority of these Republican legislators and governors are secretly hoping that the Supreme Court finds for the defendants. And they are thinking this privately even while publicly saying it is a great and just cause.

The Republican Party is out of control. It isn’t so much that Republican politicians can’t tell the truth to their base. Rather, it is that Republican politicians know that if they act reasonably about this (or pretty much anything else), another Republican politicians will come in and demagogue the issue. They know others will do this to them because they know they would do the same thing to others if they needed to. Forget the Eleventh Commandment, the Republican Party is now at the point of snake eating its own tail. They just can’t stop themselves from destroying themselves.

Clearly, the best thing for everyone is for the Supreme Court to find for the defendants in King v Burwell. But clearly, if that doesn’t happen, the problem is the Republicans’. And that’s another thing that was found in the Jones et al analysis. The Republicans believe they are going to be blamed for this. Yet even then, they can’t manage to do anything. If they use their power for the common good, they will likely lose that power at the next election. If they don’t use their power for the common good, what is the purpose of having that kind of “power”? The choice they will make is clear.

Morning Music: The Ventures

Hawaii Five-OI think The Ventures are one of the weirdest rock bands ever. I mean that in a good way. They are an instrumental band, yet their music is so simple. It’s just an energetic rhythm section and a single melody lead guitar (most of the time). But somehow, it works. Their biggest hit is “Walk, Don’t Run,” off their first album of the same name. It’s the perfect example of this formula. It’s what The Ventures always do. And they have done it a lot. They have released in excess of 60 studio albums, which is not surprising when you consider just how much work it must take to produce a Ventures album. See, for example, The Jim Croce Songbook, which they put out just six months after Croce died. I’m not saying it’s bad. I’m just saying that they are opportunistic hacks.

Today, they are best remembered for “Hawaii Five-O” off their album Hawaii Five-O. The following performance is most likely from the late 1970s or early 1980s. It includes the main people we think of as The Ventures: Don Wilson, Nokie Edwards, Bob Bogle, and Mel Taylor. Also sitting in on drums is Max Weinberg. Anyway, they all look like they are having a good time and it is almost impossible not to follow along.