Pluto By Any Other Name

Pluto and CharonI’ve never been very interested in the question of whether Pluto is a planet or not. But the only clear distinction that I know of is whether an object has sufficient gravity to collapse into more or less a sphere. By this definition, Pluto would be a planet, and so would a number of other objects. But is that all a planet is? If there were a really big comet that orbited the sun every ten thousand years, would we really want to call that a planet? Isn’t a planet just the lose term we use for the “wandering stars” in the sky? Does this have to be a big deal?

Tim DeBenedictis over at Space.com seems to think it is a big deal, Why Pluto Is a Planet, and Eris Is Too. He is unhappy about the 2006 IAU Resolution 5A that defined away Pluto’s planet status. And he’s not totally wrong. The resolution defines a planet as an object orbiting the sun that is large enough to be spherical and that has “cleared the neighborhood around its orbit.” DeBenedictis doesn’t even like — nor understand — the spherical requirement. But he’s right that the “cleared” aspect of the definition is vague.

But his alternative is just silly. He proposes that we simply define a planet as any object with a radius of 1,000 km orbiting the sun. This is convenient because it allows Pluto to slip in as a planet (Pluto has a radius of 1,200 km). It is arbitrary, but he rightly noted that all systems are arbitrary. But there is an obvious counter: not all definitions are equally arbitrary. Why not go with the “sphere” definition? I assume it is because DeBenedictis doesn’t want to allow Pluto in the family of planets at the cost of devaluing the title.

This is an attitude I see with a lot of people. Somehow, Pluto isn’t valuable if it isn’t a planet. But I would have thought that the Rosetta mission to Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko would have dispelled this kind of thinking. All of the objects that we visit are ridiculously large. And they are all wondrously interesting. Call Pluto whatever you want, the New Horizons mission is so incredibly cool that I feel like a kid again — checking every day for news on it. And it is largely because Pluto is small and is strange that makes visiting it so exciting.

I would prefer to define planets the way that Potter Stewart defined obscenity, “I know it when I see it.” I think size is important. But I also think that orbit is important. Although I think Eris is kind of small to be considered a planet, I have a much bigger problem with its highly eccentric and absurdly inclined orbit. Pluto has the same problems, but to a lesser degree. And I doubt if we would even be having this conversation if Pluto hadn’t been so thoroughly sold to the public before we found out just how small it was.

It’s all kind of a mess. Pluto and Eris are very cool objects and they deserve their own categories. I’m tending to think that we call all the objects that are big enough to be spherical “planets.” Then we can subdivide them. Certainly there are fundamental differences between the solid inner planets and gas giant outer planets. So maybe we should have three categories: solid planets, gaseous planets, and weird planets. I really don’t care. But there are things that make Pluto distinctly different from Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars. But that’s not a bad thing; in fact, that’s a great thing.

What’s in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet…

Anniversary Post: Kangding-Luding Flood

Dadu RiverOn this day in 1786, the Kangding-Luding flood occurred killing more than 100,000 people. On 1 June 1786, the Kangding-Luding earthquake occurred with an estimated magnitude of 7.8. Over 400 people were killed by the earthquake itself. But the quake also caused a number of mudslides. One of them created a dam blocked the Dadu River, creating an enormous lake — over 200 feet deep holding back almost two billion cubic feet of water. As of 9 June 1786, water began to overrun the dam. And on 10 June 1786, an aftershock caused the dam suddenly to collapsed. It must have been like an explosion.

To give you some idea of just how powerful this flood was, it caused the collapse of part of the city walls of Leshan. Leshan is over a hundred miles away from where the mudslide was (I’m assuming somewhere near Kangding-Luding). I have a hard time getting my head around it. But as you can see in the photo, it is surrounded by hills, so there isn’t anywhere for the water to go except where the river normally went. It must have been a horror show.

We mark this sad anniversary 229 years ago.

Postmodern Economics and Physics?

Mark ThomaMark Thoma highlighted a recent article, A Crisis at the Edge of Physics. You might wonder why an economist would be interested in a crisis going on in the physics world. For those who don’t follow economics, his explanation is probably not too helpful, “Seems like much the same can be said about modern macroeconomics (except perhaps the ‘given the field its credibility’ part)…” Let me discuss this for a moment, because it is really quite interesting.

As I’ve long speculated, certain kinds of physics are pushing up against the limits of knowledge. High energy physics is destroying particles with more and more energy, leading to ever more bizarre theories of the cosmos. Dark matter and dark energy are showing the cosmos to be mostly “things” we only know don’t seem to exist the way regular matter and energy does, but still interacts with it in unusual ways. Could it be that there is nothing else to know and that theoretical constructs about the universe will not be verifiable through experiment? Some physicists think so, “They criticized a newfound willingness among some scientists to explicitly set aside the need for experimental confirmation of today’s most ambitious cosmic theories — so long as those theories are ‘sufficiently elegant and explanatory.'”

This is shocking because for decades now, scientists have been beating up on postmodern literary theorists who claim that there is no objective truth. And now we have physicists (Of all scientists!) claiming that their theories don’t need to be right but instead just “elegant” and “explanatory.” This has long been the basis for supersymmetry theory. But I have to say, I’m not sure this is the wrong approach. Maybe at the extreme edges of science, experimentation will be useless. Clearly, we should still be doing it — or trying to. But it is possible that we can probe only so far when it comes to the creation of the universe.

This is really interesting, however, in how it relates to economics. Far from looking at things that call into question the universal limits of knowledge, economics deals with pedestrian issues. Economies may be very complicated, but there are no fundamental constraints on understanding them. However, many economists on the right have in fact given up worrying about real world data. They have their Real Business Cycle (RBC) models that are “sufficiently elegant and explanatory” that it doesn’t matter if they have no relationship to the real world.

In the past, I’ve written about my own experience with large scale environmental models. There is a strong urge to get lost in those models — to see them as more real the the world they supposedly model. A good example of this kind of thing in economics is the use of Dynamic Stochastic General Equilibrium (DSGE) models, of which RBC models are part. The idea with these models is to derive macroeconomic outcomes based upon microeconomics. I’m not an economist. But I can tell you that in environmental models, it is usually best to not use micro-scale models in macro-scale models. For example, it is best to model carbon respiration with one big leaf rather than with a detailed forest model. Clearly, there are times when you want a detailed forest model. But in general, macro-scale models are best when they are based on simple empirical models.

And why is that? To me, the biggest issue is that the more elements you add to a model, the more degrees of freedom you add. So you end up with a model that is entirely dependent upon calibration. And the model loses its meaning because its results are swamped by exactly how the calibration is done. What has happened in the RBC models is that economists have given up on modeling the real world and use it just to look for elegance and explanatory power. But it doesn’t matter if the person doing this calls herself a physicist or an economist. She is really just a mathematician — but a particularly useless one.

As I indicated before, this is somewhat defensible with regards to high energy physics and cosmology. These fields are already largely mystical. But in economics — a subject that is supposed to be above all useful — this is just madness.

Anniversary Post: Hot Air Balloon

First Public Hot Air Balloon FlightOn this day in 1783, the first public modern hot air balloon flight occurred. The idea that heat rises is very old, so it is always hard to discuss issues about hot air balloons. They have been around a really long time. The Chinese used hot air balloons for military communication in the third century. But the modern hot air balloon was created by the Montgolfier brothers — Joseph-Michel and Jacques-Étienne. They invented what you think of when someone mentioned having brunch in a balloon.

A brother-in-law of mine has his own hot air balloon and he and his daughter take the thing up all the time (when the weather is good). I find these contraptions extremely scary. But this is just because they are extremely dangerous. A friend of mine had her arm and two ribs broken in a bad landing in a hot air balloon. It was about to land when a big wind came up pushing it sideways. The crew were much more badly hurt.

Still, I think that hot air balloons are cool. And in the 18th century, it was the “only way to fly.” Now, I’ll stick with the airplane.

But happy birthday hot air balloon!

This Is Not a Math Joke

Math Joke - The Simpsons

This is a still from The Simpsons episode “Mathlete’s Feat.” This is what society thinks of people like me. Not that I’m complaining! I like that the episode makes fun of education fads. At least I think it does. It is hard to tell anymore. The Simpsons has been thoroughly infected by the Family Guy “anything for a joke” philosophy, so the episodes don’t hang together the way they once did. Still, it was nice to see a couple of shots taken at the idea that technology can serve as a substitute for good education. But even with that, it wasn’t a sharp attack — just silly people casting off one orthodoxy for another.

But this image struck me because of the “math joke.” The screen at first showed Homer apparently laughing at the joke. It lasted a long time, I assume to give the audience the chance to “get” the joke. Then it pulled back and we saw that actually Homer was laughing at the dog with a box on its head. Why exactly that is funny, I’m not sure. But roughly the same thing can be said for the math joke.

Of course, the purpose of such “jokes” is not to be funny but to be clever. But there is something very subgenius about the whole thing, if you ask me. The joke here is that the math symbols are supposed to read out, “I ate some pie.” But that doesn’t exactly pop out of it.

When I am confronted with such a thing, I just read it out literally. And frankly, I think that is all that ought to be necessary. But that doesn’t work at all here. I read it as, “Imaginary unit eight summation pi.” And from there I quickly managed “ate some pie.” But even that seemed stupid because I don’t recall ever using the phrase “sum whatever.” I might use “sum of whatever.” Okay: I am a super pedant. But I don’t necessarily have a problem with this. It is vaguely clever, the same way it was when we were kids spelling words with upside down calculators. (That is: not very.)

The question is what one is supposed to make of that square root of negative one. It is the imaginary unit: the most basic imaginary number — beloved by differential equations everywhere. And obviously, yes: the imaginary unit is always referred to as i. To be a pedant, that’s i and not I. But okay. What bothers me is exactly what would bother Bill Clinton: what the definition of is is. Note that “two cubed” and “sigma pi” are puns — they depend upon the sound of what they are. The “square root of negative one” is not i; it is represented by i.

But even if we grant that this is a joke, ultimately, it isn’t a math joke. It’s just a joke that only people with a little mathematical education will be able to get. A joke in the Greek language is not necessarily a “Greek joke.” A math joke is something that deals with, well, math. For example, here’s a joke that people loved in graduate school but always seemed pretty dumb to me:

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 feet to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right, and the statistician yells, “We got ‘im!”

I think I take a certain personal affront to this “math joke” on The Simpsons because the real object of the joke is nerds themselves. This has always been my problem with the television show The Big Bang Theory. So what you have is a joke that is funny because there are these weird people out there who supposedly find it funny. And actually, there aren’t. “I ate some pie” is funny in the same way as this riddle I learned in the second grade. Question: what state is round on the edges and high in the middle? Answer: Ohio! It’s funny because… Actually, it wasn’t even funny in second grade.

Afterword

This article was always meant to be lighthearted. Calling myself a pedant twice would be a clear giveaway to me. But as a writer/editor, I know that most people read very inaccurately. It makes my profession very hard because I know the things I struggle with the most are lost on 90 percent of the readers. But there is a serious side to this, and it is not that The Big Bang Theory sucks.

This article is fundamentally about the difference between math and its representation. There is a similar problem in physics where people mistake quantum mechanics for reality. It is a model of reality. It predicts reality really well — but not perfectly. And reality is not running equations to figure out what it ought to do when you drop a ball on the surface of the Earth.

Or look at the Rene Magritte painting, La Trahison des Images (“The Treachery of Images”):

The Treachery of Images

At the bottom of the painting, Magritte has written, Ceci n’est pas une pipe. (“This is not a pipe.”)

Many people think the painting is a joke. But Magritte was quite serious. It is not a pipe. It is a painting of a pipe. I really like Magritte’s work, but I’ve never been fond of this one because it is such making such an obvious point (even though it is not obvious to many people) in such a bunt way. But it does sum up his career. He said similar things in much more beautiful and subtle ways.

This may all sound very abstract (You know: like mathematics!) but it’s important because people confuse these things all the time. And it’s an ontological issue. Mathematicians design symbols so that they can communicate with each other. But the math is not the equations any more than Magritte’s painting is a pipe. And if you don’t understand that, you don’t understand math or much of anything important.


See also: Why I Don’t Like The Big Bang Theory.

Anniversary Post: Time Itself

Solar EclipseOn this day in 585 BC, time began. No, really! Sorta. I mean dating happened. You see, Thales of Miletus was one of the greatest of the Greek philosophers — born in 624 BC. He was also, in a sense, the first Greek philosopher. He tried to explain the world without mythology. This is at a time when the Jews were wandering around the desert trying not to worship golden calves. (Just kidding! That’s all mythology — the Jews never wandered the desert for forty years.) Because of his early thinking, he is widely considered the father of science. And think about it: there are many people today who find Thales’ ideas threatening.

In addition to his many other accomplishments, Thales is known for predicting the 28 May 585 BC solar eclipse that apparently caused the two sides in the Battle of Halys to call a truce. As a result of this, ancient events can be dated, because we know when this one thing happened. Of course, nothing is ever that clear. For one thing, we only know about this prediction from Herodotus, who wasn’t born until a century after the eclipse. What’s more, there are some historians who claim that we are misreading Herodotus and that he really meant a lunar eclipse and that the time was anywhere from a couple of years to a couple of decades earlier.

Ain’t that always the way with time! And dates. And science. But it sounds really cool, “This is the date time started!” And there are far worse ways of determining the truth than basing it upon the Coolness Factor (CF). Take for example: ancient dogmas. Does stoning to death adulterers sound cool? No it doesn’t. The CF strikes again!

Happy anniversary time!

Anniversary Post: Halley’s Comet

Halley's CometIt’s a little complicated, but for now, let’s just say that on this day in 240 BC, Halley’s Comet was discovered. And now that we’ve said that, let’s admit that it isn’t true. The main way that it isn’t true is that this isn’t the date it was noted. This is the date that the comet reached its perihelion — the position when it is closest to the sun. The comet was seen before and after this date.

This appearance was documented in Records of the Grand Historian, Sima Qian’s history of ancient China that was published some time around 109 BC. The reason we know it was the Halley’s Comet is because Halley calculated when the comet had come and when it would come. So we know that it should have shown up in May of 240 BC, and Sima Qian made note of a comet at that time that appeared in the east and moved north.

Interestingly, it is probably the case that this is not the first documented sighting of this most famous comet. Halley should also have dropped by for a visit in 467 BC. A comet between the years of 468 and 466 BC was noted both in ancient Greece and ancient China. But the dating is uncertain, so we can’t say for sure that it was Halley.

So happy sorta birthday Halley’s Comet!

New Horizons and Pluto’s Space Debris

New HorizonsGiven the kinds of politics I write about, there wasn’t much going on over the weekend. Luckily, there days, there is always a lot going on with Pluto. New Horizons is still just under two months out from its ridiculously close approach to the planet, but there is something new all the time. At this point, the NASA scientists seem to be on a knife’s edge. They are afraid that New Horizons might be destroyed as it makes its rendezvous. There are a lot of things to worry about.

New Horizons was launched at the fastest speed ever for a NASA rocket. According to Space.com, the spacecraft is moving at 32,570 mph relative to the sun. So if it were to run into an object smaller than the head of a pin, the spacecraft could be destroyed. And New Horizons is headed into what looks like a pretty dirty planetary system.

When New Horizons was being planned, we only knew about one moon: Charon, which is so big (1,205 km diameter) that Pluto and it constitute a true binary system. By the time it launched in 2006, we knew about two more moons. In June 2005, 91 km diameter Nix was discovered, followed closely in July by 114 km diameter Hydra. And since then, two more moons have been discovered: ~25 km diameter Kerberos and ~15 km Styx. These last two moons indicate that Pluto may have a ring system. (Note that 15 or 25 km may not sound like much, but the Chicxulub impact, which killed the big dinosaurs off, was estimated to be just 10 km across.)

So Pluto is looking to be quite the space dump. And New Horizons would seem to have quite a chance to run into debris that is quite a lot larger than a pin head. As a result, NASA is using New Horizons itself to look for potential problems. In that effort, we have this processed image that includes all of the moons that we know about. Scientists think that as the the spacecraft gets closer, new (smaller) moons will be found. It should be interesting.

Pluto's Moons - New Horizons

The team working on New Horizon has a few options if it looks like the probe will be heading through a debris field. They could orient the probe so that it shields itself. Or better: it could take a different route. The team has come up with three alternatives — two very similar, but one that will take New Horizons so close to Pluto that it will compromise the images taken. But given that there are models of just where new moons and debris are likely to be, they think the current route is good.

I hope so.

The Unusual Pluto-Charon Binary Orbit

Pluto Animation - Click for Full SizeThe New Horizons spacecraft is just two months away from Pluto, so I find myself checking online compulsively for photographs. As of now, they are still pretty crummy: it’s still just about ten pixels on a side. I know: it’s small, it’s dark. But I’m excited. I’ve been waiting close to fifty years to get a good look at this over-hyped piece of space debris. I would think that we would get better and better pictures each day. But instead, I assume they aren’t taking pictures all the time because it takes power and they want to save as much of that as they can. The picture there on the left is about the best we have, which dates from last month.

But I learned something really interesting from an article by Alan Stern, Pluto: The Last Picture Show. Pluto and its relatively large moon Charon constitute an actual binary system. Now up until now, I’ve always been bugged by this term. The reason is that all planets with a single moon are technically binary systems. Take, for example, the Earth and Moon. The Moon does not orbit around the Earth. Rather, both the Earth and Moon orbit around the center of mass of the two objects. (Actually, it is far more complicated than that because technically, every other object in the universe is effecting the orbit — but don’t worry about that.)

With the Earth and Moon, the system is so dominated by the Earth that the center of mass is inside the Earth. The Moon has a mass of only a bit more than 1% of that of the Earth. But they are far apart: roughly 400,000 km. That puts the center of mass about 2,000 km inside the surface of the Earth. Charon, in contrast, is really large compared to Pluto: almost 12% its mass. On the other hand, it is close to Pluto: less than 20,000 km, or 20 times closer than the Moon is to Earth. But this puts the center of mass about one Pluto radius above the surface of the dwarf planet. That’s why you see Pluto in the image above moving in a circle. The same kind of image of the earth would show the same kind of thing, but the Earth would just be circling around itself — displaced, not really orbiting.

I don’t actually know of any other pair of objects in our solar system that exhibit this behavior. The truth is that the Moon with 1.2% of the mass of the Earth is highly unusual. Moons are usually far smaller than the planets that they orbit. For example, Phobos is just 0.00000002 times the mass of Mars. So the fact that Pluto managed to grab onto something as large as Charon is incredible. Of course, it probably was not the case that Charon was just sailing past and got captured by Pluto. It might be something more like how the Earth and Moon formed with a collision that resulted in two bodies. Or something else entirely.

Alan Stern summed up my feelings about this whole thing, “So, we’re just two months out — it’s nearly show time. What will we find? Not to tweak you, but I don’t know. No one does. That’s what makes this distant exploration so very exciting, so suspenseful, and so wonderful!” The truth is that we know surprisingly little about Pluto. And in just two months, New Horizons is going to come within 10,000 km of Pluto. That’s closer than Charon ever gets to the dwarf planet. It ought to be very exciting indeed!

Desalination Will Not Solve Our Water Problems

Poseidon Desalination PlantAs many of you know, I live here in the Bay Area of California — you know: the good part. And we are in the middle of the worst drought since well before the rise of the Aztec Empire. So we are looking very seriously at building a greywater system. For those of you who don’t know, greywater is wastewater that comes from pretty much everywhere but your toilet. For example, your dishwater is greywater. You wouldn’t drink it, but it is fine for other uses like watering your plants or for your toilet. It’s all about efficiency: using the water that you have the best way you can.

But whenever the subject of drought comes up, there is always someone who brings up desalination. We’ve got great big oceans. Why not just pull the salt out of it and give it to our cows? People like this idea because we have a long tradition of fixing problems via technology. But there is a general problem with this outlook on life: we have a statistically skewed sample to draw from. We are, after all, the people who survived. Human history is filled with climate changes that wiped out whole regions. And now that we humans are everywhere, we have the potential to wipe ourselves out on a global scale. Will there be “one weird trick” that will save us?

The best solution to our water problems was for us to take global warming seriously starting back about thirty years ago. But given that we can’t even take it seriously today, that is a fanciful thought. And most likely, the solution to the problems associated with global warming will be to combine a lot of different approaches. And desalination will probably be part of that mix. But it certainly isn’t a cure-all. There are many problems with it — and just as many limitations.

As Michael Hiltzik noted “desalination plants can’t be plunked down just anywhere…” The new billion dollar Poseidon plant rejected three other locations before deciding on Carlsbad where it is close to the Encina Power Station. This made it easier to get the energy that it needs and also reduced the environmental impact, since the power station is already doing that. Poseidon’s continued usefulness will depend upon Encina continuing to run (although it is a good bet at least for the foreseeable future).

The biggest problem with desalination plants is that they use a lot of energy. Of course, so does transporting water large distances. The most efficient desalination can actually use less energy. And one would hope over time that this will be more generally true. So sorry Captain Kirk, the pipeline ain’t the way to go. But still, desalination is expensive. According to Hiltzik, one acre-foot (325,851 gallons) of water from Poseidon will cost about $2,200. “San Diego currently pays $923 per acre-foot for treated water from the Metropolitan Water District. The Pacific Institute reported in 2012 that San Diego could obtain recycled water for as little as $1,200 per acre-foot, and that the marginal cost of water obtained through conservation and efficiency measures was as little as $150.”

A direct example will help. Desalination can be as cheap as (pdf) 3 kW·hr/m3. But it is more normally 4-5 kW·hr/m3. Compare this to pumping it out of the ground which costs less (pdf) than 0.2 kW·hr/m3. That makes groundwater at least 16 times cheaper. And this doesn’t take into account the fact that, for example, the Carlsbad facility will be using all hydrocarbon power, which adds to global warming.

Another problem with desalination is that it has other environmental problems. At the start of the process, “Ocean inflows suck up and kill larval marine organisms.” What’s more, all the salt that is taken out of the water must be put back into the ocean — creating areas that are super-salty. This has large environmental effects, at least on a local scale.

I’m not suggesting that desalination should not be pursued as a tool to fight against the many problems that global warming in causing us to face. But it isn’t the cure-all that many people think it is.

Republican Global Warming Denial: We Are All Going Down Together

Climate Change Is a HoaxThis is time. And this is the record of the time.

I used to teach planetary astronomy. The interesting thing about it was how easy it was because of my work in earth sciences. Half the course involved the earth and moon. This is because — and this will surprise some — the earth is a planet. And it is the planet that we know the most about. It is also the planet that we care the most about. So when I started to hear conservatives a few years back grumbling about the fact that NASA spends a lot of resources studying the earth, I just shook my head. Even from the standpoint of exploring other parts of the cosmos, we need to understand the earth.

Of course, no one has a problem with NASA studying the earth. This is just a pretext to stop NASA — or anyone else — from studying global warming. I guess we were wrong all these years we have said that conservatives don’t have a plan to deal with climate change. They do! It is to pretend that it doesn’t exist. And as long as we deny it, it can’t be real. This is the “hide under the blankets until the most productive farm lands turn into deserts” plan. It’s brilliant!

Last Thursday, the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology voted along party lines to cut almost 20% of the current $1.77 billion budget for NASA’s Earth science programs. What’s more, the ranking Democrat on the committee said that the new budget proposal was kept from her and the others in the opposition until less than a week before the vote. She said, “After we saw the bill, we understood why.” As Michael Hiltzik put it, “The budget plan perfectly reflects the House GOP’s glorification of space exploration, which masks its disdain for research on climate change.” Of course, there is a lot more than just global warming research being cut. But what does that matter in the grand cause of denying a problem that fixing might interfere with the profits of certain rich people?

We’ve come a long way since the days when I was working in the field. At that time, the conservative position was, “We don’t know enough. We must do more research.” As a result, Republicans were arguably as good at funding global warming research as the Democrats. But now, the Republicans aren’t skeptics. They “know” that global warming isn’t happening. They’ve seen James Inhofe’s snowball. They once heard that scientists were using a “trick” with tree rings. And Al Gore made money on his documentary. Thus, global warming is a hoax. QED.

This is all deeply disturbing. I want my country back. I don’t mean it in the conservative sense that I want some fanciful notion of “America” that never actually existed. I can remember the America I want back. In it, Republicans commonly used racist appeals to win office. They ran crime syndicates out of the White House. And they were total hypocrites. But they didn’t deny reality. If we had had the modern Republican Party over the last 40 years, the claim that tobacco smoking causes cancer would still be reported as a controversy. The Republican Party really has become something that is a quantum state more dangerous than it used to be.

There were many problems with the founding of the United States. But there is no doubt that it was a political extension of the Enlightenment. But in modern America, we have a major political party — which represents half of our people — that is so done with Enlightenment. It is too liberal for them. They want to go back further — to the Iron Age Middle East. And like all flat earth folks everywhere, they want all the benefits of the Enlightenment — central heating, fresh food, advanced medicines — without any of the responsibilities that go along with them like having to pay attention to facts.

It’s too bad we can’t allow them to go off somewhere and destroy themselves. Instead, we are stuck with them. We are all going down, together.

This is time. And this is the record of the time.

There Is Nothing to Wake Up to

Waking Up - Sam HarrisThis is the third article I’ve written about Sam Harris’s new book, Waking Up. The subtitle of the book is, “A guide to spirituality without religion.” And that’s something I’m really interested in. One of the big problems of the modern atheist movement is that it is populated by reductionists. That in itself is not necessarily a problem — I too am a reductionist. But they tend to use it as an excuse to be really boring. And Sam Harris — who I have many problems with — has shown himself to be admirably open minded about the kinds of ontological questions that fascinate me, which have caused so many atheists to label me an agnostic.

Harris’ main concern in the book is the nature of consciousness. Although this isn’t my main issue, I’m really interested in it. And the parts of the book that deal with this issue are well worth the price of admission. But the rest of the book is largely a muddle. Much of the time, it reads like a memoir. The rest of the time, it reads like a self-help manual on meditation. That’s all fine, but I’m not really very interested in getting life lessons from Sam Harris. But if these parts of the book lead to even a few New Atheists not being quite so boring and closed minded, then it is a good thing that the book was published.

The curious thing about the parts of the book that matter to me is how Harris and I seem to completely disagree. Harris believes that the riddle of consciousness may never be figured out. Unfortunately, he isn’t terribly clear about this aspect of his discussion. He just takes it as a given that consciousness is something other than a mechanistic process. I share his awe that consciousness seems to be this thing that sits on top of the brain rather inside it. But I don’t see the problem.

I realize that it is very unhip to analogize the human brain to a computer. But I think I approach it from a higher level than it usual is, so forgive me. A computer is not a CPU. The CPU is simply what brings most of it all together. Instructions come from it. But it is rare that a computer will, for example, push a character onto a text screen directly by putting it there. Instead, it will talk to the BIOS and tell it to display the character. The CPU doesn’t have to worry about how it gets done. Similarly, if I want to scratch my nose, I just decide to do it and the details are worked out for me.

But I am not suggesting that consciousness is the CPU in this analogy. Consciousness, instead, would be the software that is running on the CPU. And it does rest in some netherworld that isn’t the brain but which most definitely exists because of the brain. And this leads to a subject that Harris never even touches on: that consciousness could just be an evolutionary trick — something that helps us survive but isn’t “real” in the sense that our bodies are real.

Let me step into Neuromancer for a moment. In it, Dixie Flatline’s consciousness has been stored in cyberspace. When it is reactivated, it disappoints him to learn that the person he thinks he is is dead. But the computer program that he now is seems to exist without a will. So he asks that the program be deleted after the job is done, because he doesn’t like existing in this state. This, of course, goes right along with Schopenhauer’s thought. According to him, the only reason we continue to live is because of the will pushing us on. It is irrational.

And that’s where I’m left. I have a very hard time believing that my consciousness is anything other than a mechanical construct. It is a matter of faith, of course — something that most New Atheists are blissfully ignorant of in their own lives. But I see no reason to believe that science will not one day show that what it is to be “me” is not something that I will find by drilling down one level. Ultimately, we drill down far enough and we get to the level of the cell. But there is no there there — or at least no end point. I’m all for meditation. But it isn’t how we will find our true selves, because there is no such thing.