The Letter G

Gis for God.

G is also for other fictional characters like Goldilocks, Godzirra!, and Gollum.

God. Say it backwards, and unlike Zed Zeppelin’s hidden Satanic agenda, it says dog. I like dogs. Dogs have done more good for people than everyone’s gods and goddesses put together. A dog has never killed another on behalf of a doggy deity. It is a fact that dogs and a proper diet have saved more lives than God. Whatever malignant or benign impact believers have had on the world is their own doing — not the actions of god working through them. Maybe they have themselves confused with marionettes.

“Do I look stupid? God damned right I’m an atheist!”

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