Just as with gay rights advocates and Rick Santorum‘s name, animal rights advocates are associating Mitt Romney‘s name with something unpleasant. Because I don’t deal well with scatological matters, I will leave it to you to click on Santorum to find out what it means. However, I am happy to tell you that Romney means “To defecate in terror.” This is because… Wait! I can’t tell you. Just read this article about Dogs Against Romney.
Currently, a Google search on Santorum will bring up the right definition as the number one result. Use “I’m Feeling Lucky”! Sadly, a Google search on Romney only brings up the right definition as the number two result. But this article is my attempt to be a good netizen and bring Romney to number one! (Not that number two isn’t appropriate.)