We are on to page seven of *The New York Times Everyday Reader’s Dictionary of Misunderstood, Misused, and Mispronounced Words: Revised Edition*. I had planned to do a legal word, but then I found these two mathematical words that I just had to do: aliquant and aliquot.

## You Say Aliquant and I Say Aliquot

I love math. You all know that! God is a mathematician. But that should tell you something right there. Jim Holt once speculated that “the universe was created by a being that is 100 percent malevolent but only 80 percent effective.” There’s no question but that mathematicians are an odd bunch. And the choice of these two words does strike me 100 percent malevolent.

So first up, we have: aliquant:

**Al·i·quant**

*adjective*\al’-ə-kwənt\

1. (of a number) not dividing evenly into a larger number, as *6 is an aliquant part of 16*. See also **aliquot**.

Date: late 17th century.

Origin: it comes from the Latin words *alius* (one of many) and *quantus* (amount or number).

Example: *You don’t mean “aliquant” you mean “aliquot.”* —Countless Mathematics Students

Next, we have: aliquot:

**Al·i·quot**

*adjective*\al’-ə-kwət\

1. (of a number) dividing evenly into a larger number, as *6 is an aliquot part of 18*. See also **aliquant**.

Date: late 16th century.

Origin: it comes from the Latin word *aliquot* (some, a small number).

Example: *You don’t mean “aliquot” you mean “aliquant.”* —Countless Mathematics Students

That’s right: these two words that sound almost identical mean exactly the opposite. It would be like deciding the best words for “yes” and “no” would be “yes” and “yef.” Only a mathematician would do this!