Via Matt Yglesias, Business Week used an unfortunate graphic to argue that hedge funds were not the great investments that most people think they are. But that wasn’t what I thought when I saw the image. I thought was Yglesias wrote, “BusinessWeek has a new cover story out by Sheelah Kolkhatar about how despite the perception that hedge fund managers have large erect penises, their penises are actually quite squiggly looking.” Someone had to say it.

At some point in "Barbarians At The Gate," the book about mergers in the ’80s, one exec exhausted by deal negotiations says "I hope the fucking I’m getting is worth the fucking I’m getting."
About sums up the obsession these people have with winning, in my mind . . .