I can’t believe all this talk of Benghazi and the IRS targeting of conservative political groups. Has Washington lost sight of what a real scandal looks like?
I am talking about plagiarism, of course. Yes, the president is cool. He sounds just like he’s making up the words as he goes along. But no! Or as a great American once said, “You lie!”
I would put it differently, of course: Mr. President, I’ve read Gertrude Stein. I know Gertrude Stein. Gertrude Stein was a friend of mine. Mr. President, you’re no Gertrude Stein.
What’s next, a White House Rose Garden ceremony where he says, “A rose is a rose is a rose”?
We need a special prosecutor for this!