Taylor Swift is amazing. She’s a tall, slender blonde with a face that can sell beauty products. She is also — if aggressive marketing is to be believed — a gifted singer, a profound songwriter, and an intermediate guitar player. At the tender age of twenty-one, she is more than just fair game for men who haven’t utterly surrendered to their inner pedophile; Taylor is also smart. This astonishingly astute observation says it all:
If only God had blessed me with such a wondrous child, oh the conversations we could have had!