{"id":801,"date":"2012-08-21T23:18:05","date_gmt":"2012-08-21T23:18:05","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2012-08-21T23:18:05","modified_gmt":"2012-08-21T23:18:05","slug":"mad-citizen-kane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/franklycurious.com\/wp\/2012\/08\/21\/mad-citizen-kane\/","title":{"rendered":"Mad Citizen Kane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/franklycurious.com\/media\/1\/20120821-madkane.jpg\" width=\"94\" height=\"132\" alt=\"Mad Kane\" title=\"Mad Kane\" align=\"left\" style=\"padding-right: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; border: 0px;\" \/>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/crooksandliars.com\/blogenfreude\/mikes-blog-round-994\">Crooks &amp; Liars<\/a>, I discovered <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/\">Mad Kane&#8217;s Blog<\/a>. Actually, she has a few&mdash;I linked to her humor blog. I haven&#8217;t spent much time with the blog, but it seems to circle around Madeleine Begun Kane&#8217;s love of limericks.<\/p>\n<p>The limerick is an interesting art form. If you throw out all those that use the word &#8220;Nantucket,&#8221; they are pretty sweet.<\/p>\n<p>Here is one of Kane&#8217;s called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/08\/15\/conducting-humor\/\">Dear Conductor<\/a>:<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding: 10pt; margin: 0px; border: 1px solid black;\">Dear conductor, you think you\u2019re elite,<br \/>\nBut in substance, you\u2019re always off beat.<br \/>\nYou pressure musicians<br \/>\nWith harsh admonitions.<br \/>\nTo follow your stick\u2019s no mean feat.<\/div>\n<p>But I discovered Mad Kane via her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/\">political writing<\/a>. She wrote a limerick about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/08\/20\/mitt-romney-welfare-smear-humor\/\">Romney&#8217;s continued use<\/a> of the discredited claim that Obama has ended the work requirement for welfare (which would be a good idea; perhaps I&#8217;ll discuss it later):<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding: 10pt; margin: 0px; border: 1px solid black;\">For Romney, the truth holds no sway,<br \/>\nAs his lies mount up day after day.<br \/>\nWelfare, health care and tax\u2014<br \/>\nWith the facts he is lax,<br \/>\nTreating voters like ignorant prey.<\/div>\n<p>It is hard after you start reading these not to write them. <i>This may have something to do with the reason I&#8217;ve written over 200 songs that you don&#8217;t ever want to hear.<\/i> I like <a href=\"http:\/\/franklycurious.com\/index.php?itemid=1214\">real poetry<\/a>, of course. But this stuff if such fun. I commented with one limerick, but I later wrote the following that I think is better:<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding: 10pt; margin: 0px; border: 1px solid black;\">Everyone thinks it&#8217;s a pity<br \/>\nTo disregard voters in cities<br \/>\nThey vote Democrat<br \/>\nAnd we can&#8217;t have that<br \/>\nHow else can we all elect Mittie?!<\/div>\n<p>Anyway, there is good fun over there at Mad Kane. In fact, she has a weekly limerick contest if you would like to get involved. The stuff I read was really good. And it isn&#8217;t the kind of stuff you have to read many times to understand. So there&#8217;s that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Crooks &amp; Liars, I discovered Mad Kane&#8217;s Blog. Actually, she has a few&mdash;I linked to her humor blog. I haven&#8217;t spent much time with the blog, but it seems to circle around Madeleine Begun Kane&#8217;s love of limericks. 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