{"id":28237,"date":"2017-01-24T08:05:07","date_gmt":"2017-01-24T16:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/franklycurious.com\/wp\/?p=28237"},"modified":"2017-01-23T20:27:06","modified_gmt":"2017-01-24T04:27:06","slug":"conservative-mum-troll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/franklycurious.com\/wp\/2017\/01\/24\/conservative-mum-troll\/","title":{"rendered":"Conservative Mum: Portrait of a Serial Troll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/franklycurious.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/ConservativeMum.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Conservative Mum: Artist's Rendering\" title=\"Conservative Mum: Artist's Rendering\" class=\"left\" \/>Yesterday morning, I started getting a series of tweets from someone calling themselves Conservative Mum &#8212; who I assume is who she says she is. I ignored <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tigjm\/status\/823574049481785346\">the first one<\/a>. It was a link to Elizabeth&#8217;s most recent post about the <a href=\"https:\/\/franklycurious.com\/wp\/2017\/01\/22\/phoenix-womens-march\/\">Phoenix Women&#8217;s March<\/a>. Conservative Mum added, &#8220;What a pathetic show of stupidity- NOTHING was stolen from you triggered freaks.&#8221; It&#8217;s bizarre. What does the march, much less the article have to do with anything stolen? And &#8220;triggered freaks&#8221; just scream, &#8220;I listen to hate radio! I never talk to actual liberals except to yell at them!&#8221; I know the type.<\/p>\n<p>But I looked on her main page. The header is of a gaudy sunset with the sun&#8217;s light as God and &#8220;BLESS YOU&#8221; display (but cropped because Conservative Mum has important trolling to do and can&#8217;t be bothered to set up her page properly. The point is clear: she is Real Christian&trade;. But in case you were wondering, instead of a picture of her, there was an image that tells us, &#8220;The only Difference Between a Radical and a Moderate Muslim is&#8230; The distance they place between themselves and the bomb..&#8221; (All formatting errors in original.) It is a terrible crop of a cartoon stolen from <a href=\"http:\/\/jokes.conservativepapers.com\/files\/2010\/10\/Radical_v_Moderate_thumbnail.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">Conservative Papers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Can you feel the Christian the love, brothers and sisters?! Can I get an &#8220;amen&#8221;?! Here is her Twitter description in full, exactly as it is formatted:<\/p>\n<div class=\"box\">Historian\/Archeology\/Ancient Lit. Mum of 3, Libs don&#8217;t waste your Alinsky spew on me-Christian does NOT =Won&#8217;t fight tooth &amp; nail against EVIL List=BLOCK<\/div>\n<h2>Conservative Mum: American, British, or Professional Troll?<\/h2>\n<p>There is no location listed, but she claims to be an America. She does, however, use words like &#8220;mum&#8221; and &#8220;arse&#8221; that are more associated with the British. This could certainly be an indication that Conservative Mum is a professional troll, but I think it is more likely just some woman who immigrated here. There are two obvious possibilities. Some people leave the UK because they think it is too liberal (socialist). Also: immigrants to this country are often trapped by conservative rhetoric, because it does sound good. The problem is that the Republican Party is not at all interested in what they claim to be interested in.<\/p>\n<h2>Twitter Trolling Expands<\/h2>\n<p>Despite my silence on her first tweet, she couldn&#8217;t leave it alone. I soon got this one:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Rats (and Richard Dawkins) Making Me Hate Men <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/DEirIkFZSU\">https:\/\/t.co\/DEirIkFZSU<\/a> via <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CuriousFrankly\">@CuriousFrankly<\/a> Stupidity and insanity are &quot;making you hate men&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Conservative Mum (@tigjm) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tigjm\/status\/823586922870243328\">January 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care that there are people out there who hate me or think whatever about me. One thing that age has brought is a very clear sense of who I am. I&#8217;m not stupid and I&#8217;m not insane. But I don&#8217;t care that Conservative Mum thinks I am. Just the same, I&#8217;m not keen on such people wasting my time. So I <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CuriousFrankly\/status\/823610233406693376\">tweeted back<\/a> to her far more politely than she deserved, &#8220;What did I ever do to you? Did I make you visit my site? Did I tweet insults at you? Please leave me out of your trolling.&#8221; Instead of simply going on her merry, she tweeted back:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I&#39;m not trolling- YOU put disgusting LIES out there- So you opened the convo. Sweetie. Now don&#39;t cry- Go find your safe space Cupcake <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/7extW5SGnU\">https:\/\/t.co\/7extW5SGnU<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Conservative Mum (@tigjm) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tigjm\/status\/823610719585370112\">January 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>My Disgusting Lies<\/h2>\n<p>That made me a bit angry. What disgusting lies am I putting out there? This wasn&#8217;t a conversation, it was a rage therapy session for this pathetic woman. I tweeted back to her, &#8220;By your tweets, you&#8217;re a vile human being. I feel that Christian love radiating from you.&#8221; And then I blocked her. But she followed up with this, obviously not intended for me but just to get her rage out:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">You got it pussified cupcake- Don&#39;t try the Alinksy it doesn&#39;t work with me- Being a Christian-doesn&#39;t mean backing down to feral evils <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hrnhjO3Fsx\">https:\/\/t.co\/hrnhjO3Fsx<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Conservative Mum (@tigjm) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tigjm\/status\/823610931838066688\">January 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>Real Men<\/h2>\n<p>This is actually why I am writing about this. I know what she means by &#8220;pussified.&#8221; She likely thinks it the ultimate insult. But what she&#8217;s clearly thinking is that &#8220;real&#8221; men are of the type so insightfully and brilliantly analyzed by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com\/\">David Futrelle<\/a>. To me, the archetypes of real American manhood are Rick in <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Casablanca-70th-Anniversary-Special-DVD\/dp\/B007XF4J66\/ref=sr_1_1?tag=frankcurio-20\" rel=\"nofollow\">Casablanca<\/a><\/em> and Jake in <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Sun-Also-Rises-Ernest-Hemingway\/dp\/0743297334\/ref=sr_1_1?tag=frankcurio-20\" rel=\"nofollow\">The Sun Also Rises<\/a><\/em>. These are men who are comfortable with themselves. They aren&#8217;t men who run around whining that they could get a girlfriend if only the feminazis hadn&#8217;t poisoned modern women.<\/p>\n<p>I happen to be a rather typical male myself &#8212; much more Jake and Rick &#8212; but even more like Don Quixote, having something of an insane chivalric code that I live by. What I most definitely don&#8217;t share with the stereotype of the Real American Man&trade; is any need to prove my manliness. Because Rick, Jake, or anyone else doesn&#8217;t define what it is to be real man; I do; and so does every other man who is confident enough to be himself and not some meaningless stereotype.<\/p>\n<h2>The Hollow Life of Conservative Mum<\/h2>\n<p>I am truly sorry for Conservative Mum. She&#8217;s a Trump supporter. Good for her! But instead of being happy that her candidate won the election, her twitter feed is filled with bile. If you can&#8217;t be happy in triumph, when can you be happy? Of course, I&#8217;m sure that Conservative Mum would tell me she <em>is<\/em> happy &#8212; she&#8217;s just fighting the good fight, &#8220;Christian doesn&#8217;t mean backing down to feral evils&#8221;! But I don&#8217;t buy that. I analyze because it is my nature. She trolls because she has found a voice. The problem is, it is such a cliche that it can&#8217;t possibly be authentic.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bkG9BKgDvNI\">Lou Reed<\/a> wrote the following about heroin addiction, but it applies just as well to trolling addiction:<\/p>\n<div class=\"box\">You know, some people got no choice, and they can never find a voice to talk with that they can even call their own. So the first thing that they see that allows them the right to be, why they follow it. You know, it&#8217;s called bad luck.<\/div>\n<h3>It Takes More Than 140 Characters<\/h3>\n<p>Bad luck indeed. Conservative Mum would be welcome to comment here. But I doubt she would have any more to say than the slogans and bile that fit so well in 140 characters. Two references to Saul Alinsky! His name has only showed up 3 times in 8,000 articles on this site. And every time his name did come up, it was in reference to conservatives&#8217; obsession with him. I&#8217;ve never read <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Rules-Radicals-Practical-Primer-Realistic\/dp\/0679721134\/ref=sr_1_1?tag=frankcurio-20\" rel=\"nofollow\">Rules for Radicals<\/a><\/em>. Of course, I&#8217;m sure Conservative Mum hasn&#8217;t either. Alinsky is just her favorite liberal boogeyman. What a sad, sad tiny world to live in where you don&#8217;t even know what it is you&#8217;re so terrified of.<\/p>\n<p>But you know: some trolls have no choice&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"copyright\">Conservative Mum image created with <a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/en\/angry-zombie-rage-blood-halloween-1429013\/\">Angry Zombie Rage Blood Halloween<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/en\/users\/englishlikeanative-2675031\/\">English Like a Native<\/a>. It is in the public domain.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday morning, I started getting a series of tweets from someone calling themselves Conservative Mum &#8212; who I assume is who she says she is. I ignored the first one. 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