{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Frankly Curious","provider_url":"https:\/\/franklycurious.com\/wp","title":"Shock and Awe at The Onion at Frankly Curious","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"EKYv8CURGi\"><a href=\"https:\/\/franklycurious.com\/wp\/2013\/05\/14\/shock-and-awe-at-the-onion\/\">Shock and Awe at <i>The Onion<\/i><\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/franklycurious.com\/wp\/2013\/05\/14\/shock-and-awe-at-the-onion\/embed\/#?secret=EKYv8CURGi\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Shock and Awe at &lt;i&gt;The Onion&lt;\/i&gt;&#8221; &#8212; Frankly Curious\" data-secret=\"EKYv8CURGi\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/franklycurious.com\/wp\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"I read two excellent articles on The Onion today. One shocked me and the awed me. Hence the title. The first was Adidas Unveils New Running Shoe For Fleeing From Mass Shootings. It is a pretty standard Onion story. At &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;","thumbnail_url":"http:\/\/franklycurious.com\/media\/1\/20121104-onion.jpg"}