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Don't Boast and Post! (21 Oct 2013 02:56pm)
The Boy Scouts of America are all about faith and respect (except for gays and nature). UPDATE: Boasted, Posted and Busted...
On This Day in History: October 18 (18 Oct 2013 01:32pm)
1867 The United States took formal possession of Alaska from Russia. [Two places I will probably never see, and I'm okay with that.] 1892 The first long-distance telephone line between New York and Chicago was officially opened (it could only handle one call at a time). [Kind of like AT&T today.]...
Spiders Are Hiding Behind Your Food (27 Mar 2013 01:00pm)
While trolling the internet the other day, looking for things to amuse and distract me from my current state of life-shortening stress, I came across this distressing bit of news: hideous, vicious, jumping Indian wolf spiders have invaded Scotland by hiding in a bunch of grapes. The MailOnline artic...
It's a Terrified New World (19 Dec 2012 04:28pm)
The Onion Reports: 'Right To Live Life In Complete, Stunned Horror,' Added To Constitution NEWS IN BRIEF • News • Dec 15, 2012 WASHINGTON—In the wake of yesterday’s gruesome mass shooting that claimed the lives of 27 people, including 20 schoolchildren, the United States ratified a new constitution...
Fuck Everything (19 Dec 2012 04:19pm)
The Onion Reports: Fuck Everything, Nation Reports Just Fuck It All To Hell WASHINGTON—Following the fatal shooting this morning at a Connecticut elementary school that left at least 27 dead, including 20 small children, sources across the nation shook their heads, stifled a sob in their voices, an...
Spreading Celebrity News (19 Jan 2011 10:37am)
It's really pretty simple. The process is based on the ancient art of information dissemination, commonly known as gossip. Here's how it works. In the endless quest to satisfy the voracious appetites of vicarious attention-whores (A.K.A. National Enquirer subscribers, etc.), Site A posts a fascinati...
Speaking of CNN... (18 Jan 2011 09:49am)
Some of the most entertaining bits posted on CNN.com are the headlines. Here are a few gems that I've noted: 03/26/10 Man drunk, opossum dead, CPR futile; Man arrested after trying to revive roadkill (PETA would be proud.) 9/07 Human remains found at bridge collapse (No kidding. Dead bodies can r...
Curious News (17 Jan 2011 12:45pm)
CNN is often almost as amusing as The Onion, and nearly as informative. Take Alan Duke's recent article about Peter Fonda's grisly discovery. Los Angeles (CNN) -- "Easy Rider" actor Peter Fonda found a body while driving down Sunset Boulevard in the Pacific Palisades community of west Los Angeles o...

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